Rothdogg @Rothdogg

5 years old - Dad knows everything! 7 years old - Dad knows. 10 years old - Maybe Dad doesn’t know?! 12 years old - Dad doesn’t know. 14 years old - Dad's gone crazy! 16 years old - Can’t take Dad seriously. 18 years old - What does dad know?! 22 years old - Dad's talking rubbish! 24 years old - I know more than Dad! 26 years old - Dad seems to know some things after all. 30 years old - Think I should ask Dad about this?! 40 years old - It’s amazing how Dad went through all this! 45 years old - Dad's been right all along. 50 years old - If Dad was here, I could have learned a lot from him.

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk Be careful today #snow It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

@DannyLast Morecambe

One rule of thumb with oils: if it requires an industrial process or factory to create it, it probably isn't healthy.

Dr. Vipul aggarwal @drvipulaggarwal

2 years ago

Seed oils needs to be ditched

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“The goal is to use Israel to wash money out of the US and European taxpayers through Israel and back into the hands of of a transnational elite (BlackRock)… The goal is an endless war, not a successful war”…

There was a farmer who grew excellent quality corn. Every year he won the prize for the best corn grown. One year, a reporter interviewed him and discovered something interesting about the way he grew corn. The reporter discovered that the farmer shares his seeds with his neighbors. "Why does he share his best seeds with his neighbors if every year they compete with his own?" the reporter asked him. "Why, sir?" the farmer replied, "didn't you know? The wind picks up the pollen from the ripe corn and swirls it from one field to another. If my neighbors grow inferior corn, cross-pollination will constantly degrade the quality of my corn. If I want to grow good corn, I must help my neighbors grow good corn." The same is true of our lives. Those who want to live good and meaningful lives must help enrich the lives of others, because the value of a life is measured by the lives it touches, and those who choose to be happy must help others find happiness, because the well-being of each is linked to the well-being of all.

@ThomasClay3 @johnweatherill bowled it before getting to the crease

I thoughts sports hated me. And worse, I thought you thought I hated sport. But I don’t.

All it takes is like 5 seconds for Joe Biden to forget he shook Chuck Schumer’s hand. Scary.

Very important to fix your Twitter feed: 1. Tap home button. 2. Tap stars on upper right of screen. 3. Select “Latest tweets”. You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize. Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.

📞"My government has betrayed me. When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me 😡" Colin from Portsmouth has never felt more let down by his party, who can be sure of his vote in the next election ✅

In #Berdyansk, a man removed a mine from under a bridge.

The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he never met, for something he never did.

A 94th-minute winner… from his own half! 😳 #EFL | @ShrimpsOfficial

@BowTiedHobos Not yet

@defigarson @alexandomega @TarotFinance heard on the grapevine xtarot is coming

What rich people don’t want you to know: 1. Compound interest works wonders 2. You won’t get rich off salary alone 3. Never spend more than you make 4. Inflation steals your wealth 5. Make your coffee at home 6. Buy assets, not liabilities