Ryan Danger Sims @RyanDangerSims
I do jokes and stuff. Comedy writer. Danger’s really my middle name. ryandangersims.com Los Angeles Joined March 2011-
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I just want my kids to have a better childhood than I did. Fortunately, mine was pretty shitty so the bar is low.
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@BuzzFeed Rivers I will talk in your ear it’s what I do
@alex_heigl @JordanRuntagh Finally caught up! Keep on coming up with great content!
@alex_heigl @JordanRuntagh Hey guys, I just wanted to reach out and tell you that I love your Too Much Information podcast! It is my favorite by far, and I recommend it to everyone I know. I even listen to the ads in hopes it will help keep you going! Keep up the great work.
@BrianStack153 Not sure if you’re into NA beer, but thought I’d send along just in case!
@DanielleNicki I made a website! mypilotisgoodyoushouldreadit.com
@BrianStack153 Absolutely. And the interactive app version is also fantastic!
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Pro secret: Only 20 of these buttons actually do anything. The rest are just for show.
@BeerGogglesnap Brad taking the unpopular “let’s make it Hell on Earth as soon as possible “ approach…
@BrianStack153 Love watching the Cato scenes with my kids!
@LizstokedStokes Currently at your LA show waiting for you to perform! Your “Tech” team is doing a fantastic job! 😂 #performanceart #imnotgettingexcited
@kimcaramele Ohhhhh I see what you did there…
@kimcaramele I know! Just strolling down the isle and was like 😳
When I die I’d like to request that my friends and family join together in a woke wake. #WokeWake
@SuperSweepABC Hi we are so excited to be on tomorrow night! Do you have any nice stills of us to share on social media? So far it’s just been the first teams for Halloween.
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On your carts…get set…GO! 🛒 💨 A new season of #SupermarketSweep premieres tonight at 9/8c on ABC and Stream on Hulu.
This Halloween night tune into ABC Primetime to watch me live out my lifelong dream of frantically throwing meat into a shopping cart. #SupermarketSweep
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