S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

Assume I'm witty, funny, absolutely worth following ;) Husband, dad, conservative/libertarian RT followback. Coastal Alabama Joined January 2013

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

42 minutes ago

@mattvanswol Rachel Madcow told us that if we got the vaccine "the virus stops there". It was pretty unambiguous.

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

3 hours ago

@SamKingsley95 @lance_corporate Because I'm tired, and I don't want to have to think about it, or walk into a place where don't have a bar and I have to sit at a table for one.

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

3 hours ago

@lance_corporate So true, at home we rarely eat at chains, but on the road, I crave the lack of thought that a barstool at a Texas Roadhouse or Applebee's brings. Ribeye, medium rare, baked potato loaded and a salad, ranch.

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

5 hours ago

@shipwreckedcrew Yeah, my 'starter home' was a 2/2 zero lot line town home, and I couldn't afford that! Didn't own another home for nearly a decade, a 3/2 in a bad school district.

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

5 hours ago

@GustBrian Now I want prime rib! Kind of surprised they let him in in a tee shirt and cap.

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Stealth_Patriot @Stealth_Patriot

6 hours ago

Is this why @NYCMayor doesn’t want #ICE patrols??

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

12 hours ago

INSANE Undercover footage from inside a New York DSA meeting reveals they are using illegal aliens in their socialist movement to gain political power. "There are so many ways in which [illegals] can be involved behind the scene... You don't have to have papers to have power."

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

6 hours ago

@HistorianUSA1 Now's the time failure (for that young man). There's a lot more risk when you have a family relying on you.

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

6 hours ago

@MizEmersenLee I'm near sighted, so I have progressives, but find myself looking over or under them to see anything smaller than 1/8". I do it without thinking, occasionally I catch myself and realize it makes me look like I'm 80! (I'm not 80!)

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Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh

a day ago

🚨 WOW. This brave Christian migrant from Iran walked up and WENT BERSERK on the proposed Islamic Center in McKinney, TX — straight to the council's face The whole building ERUPTED after his dire warning: "I'm a Sharia law survivor from Iran." "I'm TELLING YOU, this is a BAD idea and you're going to REGRET not listening to people like us who lived under Sharia law!" "I'm here to tell you this is a DANGEROUS ideology you're allowing in your country. Every country that is Islamic now, it used to be a Christian country and we were soft Christians." "And we allowed these people to come in, bring their Sharia law into our countries and slowly k*ll us off left and right!" "Let me make it very clear to you. Christianity is a personal relationship with God...Islam is Sharia law. Religion and state, which is not even compatible with the American thing and when these people will lie to you, to manipulate you." "Because whenever Islam is little, they will lie to you and tell you they come in peace. This is level one!" "Level two is what's happening in UK right now, where you have two-tier policing, where you have the blasphemy laws, Islamophobia, racism, all this nonsense that they talk about." "Any time you criticize Islam, they will use the race card, but every country has this disgusting ideology inside their country, including my own country, Iran, Russia, Islamophobia is another made up bullsh*t because they don't want you to criticize their death cult!" "If you question that disgusting book, they're get k*lled over it, just like my friends were apostates imprisoned or dead right now in Iran!" HE NAILED IT!!!

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

6 hours ago

@DefiantLs Bro just go talk to him! It's unlikely you'd get his number, but it's better than going on TV and talking about your feelings there!

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

10 hours ago

@BrianCraigShow Man, 'a little' is doing some pretty heavy lifting there!

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

10 hours ago

@polkabecky OOOH, have you gotten to 'zero point energy' yet?

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

10 hours ago

@Zemoeki1 Is this the state of education in the UK? "look I connect this wire and the motor turns!" SMDH

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

10 hours ago

@PolitlcsUK What's the voting age in the UK? I don't know anyone over 12 who would be remotely impressed with this!

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Non-Suicidally Empathetic @EmpathyExtremes

2 days ago

@TRobinsonNewEra British establishment worships or lets off criminals and treats victims like shit:

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

12 hours ago

@noone1174335 Good way to end up crushed on the interstate!

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

13 hours ago

@Snakeriver123 @LangmanVince I priced Sam's club for meat (harder to hide the prices on items priced / lb) and found they were more expensive than Walmart. How do people PAY to shop at a store that's more expensive?

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

13 hours ago

@LangmanVince When you figure your membership fee, that hotdog actually costs $11.50.

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S. Alabama Nobody @SAlabamaNobody

13 hours ago

@SuperBasedInCa @GavinNewsom That should be a mortgage on a 1500 sf home! I honestly don't know why anyone stays in California.

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Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol

a day ago

Just so everyone understands what just happened in Charlotte NC: >woman rams cop with car >gets $3k bond >leaves jail >gets indicted for Assault With Deadly Weapon >still no jail >same woman rams 2nd man with car 3 weeks later >gets $10k bond >charges DISMISSED >walks free