Shane Street @SCStreet

University of Alabama chemistry professor, Yank who pretends to understand footy, husband and father. These are my views. I need a nap. #RollTide #HammerDown Alabama Joined August 2011

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Shane Street @SCStreet

4 hours ago

@Birdyword @museofhistory Ever notice that soccer chants stop or fade out when something exciting happens on the field? Well, something happens regularly during, say, a football game, and we are too busy watching that to sing about wankers or whatever.

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Shane Street @SCStreet

14 hours ago

A terrible outing by USMNT. Embarrassing.

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Shane Street @SCStreet

16 hours ago

No Doku, no de Bruyne, no Lukaku, and now no Onana? If this team can beat us, we are not very good.

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Shane Street @SCStreet

2 days ago

Real grit from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. Deserved.

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Shane Street @SCStreet

2 days ago

Wow, just like that dos a cero England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Hahahaha

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Shane Street @SCStreet

2 days ago

@TimothyBelin_ If it wasn’t offside, it was a clear foul by the keeper.

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2 days ago

Soccer needs a backcourt rule.

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Shane Street @SCStreet

3 days ago

@LDNRom And still serving beer at room temperature.

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3 days ago

@WalterAppling @scottlincicome So, perfectly within the bounds of the Constitution, passed by the generation who wrote it.

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Shane Street @SCStreet

3 days ago

Nothing is plumb, level, or square: the studs are bowed, the joists are shaky by nature, no piece fits any other piece without a gap or pinch, and bent nails dance all over the surfacing like maggots. By Christ I am no carpenter. I built the roof for myself, the walls for myself, the floors for myself, and got hung up in it myself. I danced with a purple thumb at this house-warming, drunk with my prime whiskey: rage. Oh I spat rage’s nails into the frame-up of my work: it held. It settled plumb, level, solid, square and true for that great moment. Then it screamed and went on through, skewing as wrong the other way. God damned it. This is hell, but I planned it. I sawed it, I nailed it, and I will live in it until it kills me. I can nail my left palm to the left-hand crosspiece but I can’t do everything myself. I need a hand to nail the right, a help, a love, a you, a wife. -Alan Dugan

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Shane Street @SCStreet

3 days ago

@EsotericCD @jadler1969 Nobody’s perfect.

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Shane Street @SCStreet

3 days ago

“Of the constitutions drawn up by the Revolutionary states, only those in Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia accorded Catholics full equality with other Christians. For a hundred years after 1776, New Hampshire upheld its seventeenthcentury test oath, its funding for only Protestant teachers, and its requirement that all members of the state government be Protestants.” -Encyclopedia.com

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Shane Street @SCStreet

3 days ago

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Shane Street @SCStreet

3 days ago

This ridiculous punk should get down on his knees to thank the generations of Americans who hacked a civilization out of a howling wilderness so his family of rejects would have a safe place to hoard their fortune. And he should learn how a desk works.

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4 days ago

NYC Mayor Mamdani on American exceptionalism: "We are told that America is exceptional because we are richer, stronger, more powerful than everyone else... The truth, my friends is that America is exceptional because here, nothing is fixed into place."