The Social Collapse @S_Disintegrated
The complete and utter decline of social graces. A humorous, if tragic, state of affairs. Worldwide Joined December 2012-
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Disappointed by society? giphy.com/gifs/d2ZeiqnHf… via @giphy
Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds onion.com/1mcuONr
"Grandma, what was Thanksgiving?" "Oh dear, it's what we used to call #GreyThursday. Way back when we had souls." #TheHumanity
When push comes to shove, pushing and shoving will get you there. (Anywhere.) #SocialCollapse
“@casebut: KINDER SURPRISE IS BANNED IN THE U.S.?! thrl.st/1bCF34h via @Thrillist” #SocialCollapse
How true friends express their friendship:
Guess which parts of America use the word "Fuck" the most. funni.ly/1diofTx
Swearing profusely totally mends all ills. #SocialCollapse
Some people call it Insomnia...I call it Internet.
I hope they never charge money to charge your phone. I'd probably spend my last $5 on that, rather than food or gas.
6 new contenders for the single most enjoyable note ever written to a neighbor. funni.ly/152ownW
In Focus: Shitty Human Being Blames Decreased Daylight This Time onion.com/1b48UR0
The speed of internet in this country is really terrific. No wonder people never look up from their smartphones. (#TerrificPush)
Dear Disgruntled Guy On The Bus, Your incessant (and also obscene) complaining is not making the journey feel any shorter. Sincerely, Me.
Really, really early is the new late. (Which, if you recall, was the new black.) #SocialCollapse
That guy with the camera actually wants a photo of you. Help him achieve his goal by walking between him and his "subject." #SocialCollapse
#40 If your phone goes off in a quiet public place you should look straight ahead with a stone face as if nothing is happening. #itsnotme
Formal presentations were invented to nurture two skills: Tuning out and speaking over (other, less interesting speakers). #SocialCollapse
Aim to select dinner party guests who will contribute to an atmosphere rich with eye rolling. #SocialCollapse
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