Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

An ongoing study of how blatant self-promotion (for my blog, https://t.co/wIXVurKhDA) can fail so consistently. All opinions are strictly somebody else's. salesforcemaxim.com Joined June 2017

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

2 years ago

Well, hello to you too, [NAME] , if it is your real, ahem, name. And I have to admit, you did bring me something that I haven't seen before. So, major bonus points to you..?

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2 years ago

I want to start a consultancy just so I could name it "Cloud CRMetery"

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3 years ago

#SalesforceDeveloperExperience

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

3 years ago

I wish SF would rebrand something or buy a new product with a name that can be abbreviated to 'CTA.' And then, create a new credential: Salesforce Certified Technical CTA Architect.

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

4 years ago

I think they have accidentally revealed some Salesforce history in that Dopesick show youtu.be/NdGMehFbXkk

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

4 years ago

So you think you have impostor syndrome. But what if it’s not the same impostor syndrome that the REAL pros get? 😨

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

4 years ago

Next time you hear "we shouldn't use Salesforce for that"—feel free to respond with my photo. #BuildNextSalesforceOnSalesforce

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

4 years ago

Just heard this: "The customer basically tells us exactly what to do and we will get right away into doing it without much analysis." This is such a perfectly ridiculous phrase, that I want to put it on a t-shirt and wear it to every customer meeting.

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

4 years ago

Pardot is getting renamed, so now nobody will make errors when pronouncing it! Just kidding, nobody is going to call it "Account Engagement" (🤮) for at least 5 years salesforceben.com/the-drip/sales…

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

4 years ago

- Would you like to by Sales Enablement add-on? - What does it do? - It gives your reps the enablement they need - exactly when they need it! - 😭 salesforce.com/content/dam/we…

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

4 years ago

How do you know you’ve been with Salesforce for too long: your first instinct is to write ‘lightning years’ instead of ‘light-years’.

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

5 years ago

"After school, I was at a crossroads: go into law or software development. And I didn't want to sift through a tangled mess of contradictory pseudo-formalized jargon and its interpretations made by people with very different skill levels and conflicting interests..." (c) not me😭

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

5 years ago

“...and feel free to subscribe to my channel!” Gee, thanks a lot, your majesty, king of Youtubesville. Would've never occurred to me that I can dare to do such a thing until you have blessed your unworthy minion with this royal indulgence. 🧐

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

5 years ago

@MarvelousCloud I don’t 😳 I study all the questions that stumped me during the exam, and then schedule the retake as soon as possible.

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5 years ago

"And in the unlikely event that you still need to use other apps, ClickUp integrates with literally thousands." Erm, @clickup, are you sure you know what "unlikely" means? You do not build "thousands" of anything for an unlikely event. youtu.be/MOA3fYwcJsM?t=…

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5 years ago

Trolleys of the future

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5 years ago

Great Scott!

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5 years ago

@SkipSauls @ericdresh Poor Jason Telemarketer, nobody’s returning his calls 🥺

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Salesforce Maxim @SalesforceMaxim

5 years ago

So I'm in the middle of the Get to Know Health Cloud curriculum, when out of nowhere, I'm treated to this gem. I understand the importance of step-by-step user guides, but this is not even a questionably excessive instruction detail. It's insulting my intelligence is what it is.