Samantha Collins @SamCizzle
Somehow a laboratory science major? Late night crafter, country music fanatic, crossword puzzle nerd. Old enough to know, young enough not to say no. Chicago, IL Joined November 2011-
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I've been moved out for a day and my mom told me I should have called or texted before coming over...Wtf?
Chicago traffic makes me hate all of mankind.
South lake mall replaced pregnant parking with wine of the month club parking #fuckyou #coopershawk
Why would you put the food network on in a waiting room full of pregnant women?
Homeowners associations can tell you that you can't have pets but allow you to have children.. Which one is really going to do more damage 😂
I hate talking about the same thing over and over again. Asking me the same question 1000 times will not change the response. Deal with it.
The moment following when you go in the bathroom and a girl is standing there pant less with her pleather pants under the hand dryer 😂😂😂
That moment when a table thinks they can clean up a full beer on the floor with 4 napkins, it's 11, and you just wanna go home😩
@erinyooooo she didn't ask if I wanted to leave... She said leave and don't come back
That moment when your boss tells you to go home, you get excited, and then you realize she fired you 😂 @erinyooooo
Do you ever have one of those days where you swear people set out to just fuck up your day? Today is one of those days.
5:30 AM: sleep or mashed potatoes? 🍴
@erinyooooo I kicked someone in the face as you carried me like a baby I was informed last night 😂😂😂😂
That moment your mom doesn't respond to your "Can I quit my job?" text. That second moment when you realize your 24 and just asked.
@erinyooooo this applies pretty well
This woman is absolutely hysterical @nachosarah... Do yourself a favor and follow her 😂😂😂😂
My biggest regret from last night is eating a Big Mac... Guess that's not too bad for November 1st.
Lady Gaga snagged Taylor Kinney? And my lifelong crush @JohnStamos never responded to my marriage proposal tweet :( DANGIT
I'm surprised as everyone else is by what comes out of my mouth.
I've connected my Angel Card and Twitter account to earn more points and get insider tips & experiences #SocialAngel victoriassecretconnect.com
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