Jakobius @SamiusSt
Probably should be doing something productive, but here I am scrolling like it’s a full-time job with no benefits Joined March 2012-
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@BadMedicalTakes I ate a baked potato in 2009 and now my left kidney is drywall
Swipe right if you want your guts rearranged like a shitty IKEA bookshelf
@DNVR_Nuggets @Urbodo Let him go, he was comically bad in the playoffs
@BadMedicalTakes People watch way too much sci-fi
@BadMedicalTakes Turbo-cancer sounds scary and all, but it’s the hyperspace herpes you gotta really watch out for
@BadMedicalTakes GMO foods did not exist? Really? We’ve been modifying foods for like 10,000+ years. Literally one of the first things humans did
@xwitterdivebar @BadMedicalTakes His reply went over all your heads 🤣🤣🤣
@BadMedicalTakes Purposefully overdosing on Vitamin C is one of those things I thought humanity quietly retired in 2004. Apparently this lady just came out of a 22 year Vitamin C induced coma.
@BadMedicalTakes Nah bro, I don’t want my skin burned to a crisp, sorry 🤣
tazz @noneofyours99
78K Followers 42K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥
𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞�... @TheSoulShadow
33K Followers 21K Following 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇱🇧 47. Dad. Veteran . MBA . Depression . PTSD . Capricorn. Espresso. Cigars. Scotch. Poetry. Gators. Published Poetry Books https://t.co/MiZkEP4ReZ
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
24K Followers 9K Following You'll never find more people smoking than outside of a hospital 🇨🇦 https://t.co/NcqURETrPU
𝐿 @Lipgloss_3
19K Followers 6K Following Easily distracted by wildflowers and wildlife. Tea drinker. Music lover. Would always prefer to be at the beach or barefoot on grass. In my own little 🫧
𝒯𝓇𝓊𝒹𝓎 @Changedhandle1
21K Followers 13K Following Dutch 🌷🇳🇱 🇫🇷 NO DM 👊 #wildwickedwords♥️🖤 https://t.co/9WqzUxu9Qg
Doc 'Not a Doctor' Th... @jimmytheteeth
4K Followers 5K Following Quija board IT support. Thor worshipper. Meme taker. Time traveling shoe lace tripper. I will talk about Fight Club. I'm such a Rebel the Empire calls me scum.
Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt
15K Followers 4K Following I like long walks through the liquor store & beets. Pleasantly oblivious. https://t.co/UPLdA35eHN
Forward March @RunOldMan
39K Followers 15K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…
paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
12K Followers 3K Following life's foul-mouthed casualty • ig/alt: @pausedmortem
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin
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💀SpookyLittleComic... @CunniLinguist77
16K Followers 8K Following failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️🌈
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Muhammad @Muhammad2ne8
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Deja Anthony🦋 @DejaAnthony_
2K Followers 2K Following My madness is the only thing keeping me sane. ALL LIVES MATTER ✊🏻✊🏿 PAINTER 🎨 🖌
Bella Sandra @BellaSandra1a8
2 Followers 38 Following Am here for massage therapy always active 24/7
Linda Patterson @ParentingShoppe
52 Followers 234 Following Parenting Instructions do not come with the new baby. I researched almost 400 books for The Parenting Shoppe - wrote with child talking-families are all unuque
julie leack @MitchellKy81475
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Sophia @Sophia_Karen_1
102 Followers 3K Following Country Girl.💗🎀🤠|| Crypto is my “Ride or Die”👌📊|| LOCKED IN💻📊
Melanie Collins Manag... @MelanieColmt
2 Followers 220 Following My Official Management Team🇺🇲 Official Page To Protect Fans From Scammers🚨 For Inquiries, Feel Free To Reach Out📥
𝑀𝑜𝓂𝓂𝓎 ... @MommmySatan
6K Followers 2K Following 𝒮𝒶𝓉𝒶𝓃 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓅𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇𝒾𝒷𝒷𝑜𝓃. ۶ৎ 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃? 𝐵𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃 𝑜𝓃 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒾𝓈. 𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟
lifego2ways @lifego2ways
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Hugo @Hugov8cv
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Evan linda @Evanlinda170911
703 Followers 2K Following I’m here for a reasonable purpose which a lot of people have benefited from it.
Elizabeth Dankworth @lizzydankworth
122 Followers 6K Following Mindset | Women Leading Coach | Psychology Empowering Minds & Mastering Markets
Next Play @nextplayco
4 Followers 23 Following Building Pro-level AI film analytics for high school football coaches. NextPlay uses AI to actually tag your film for you - no spreadsheet required.
PandaMarie @PandaMarie
761 Followers 864 Following Space Aerospace l Operations Coordinator✨ Spreading Love & Curiosity via Art & Exploration💫
Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse
49K Followers 46K Following Dog lover Screaming into the abyss Failed Archaeologist now Failed Comedian Voted Best Content on X by my Mom & her friend 🇺🇸Fuck Trump🦅
😵💫 @footlicker390
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Donna234 @Donnac23sx1k
145 Followers 544 Following The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.
Faith No Mo FOMO @Isaiah_6_8
2K Followers 2K Following Follower of Jesus Messiah Swing trader by craft, risk manager by conviction Faith over FOMO, charts over chaos Markets are temporary. Character compounds.
Lotte Marshall @MarshallLotte
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🌊💚Duck🦆Fu�... @SenseiDuckOR
75K Followers 53K Following @GoDucks @Phillies #DeadHead #ParrotHead #Outlaw #GOODTROUBLE #RESISTANCE #BLM #LGBTQ🌈 🆘🍑🆘 🌊💙🌎💙🌊
Claire Davis @muratti_011
246 Followers 655 Following Proud mom of two amazing kids❤️ Living life with purpose and positivity Financial accountant
Sports Betting Ace @SbaBettingACE
4K Followers 7K Following https://t.co/lTxI7AOx1Q is an established online gambling portal discussing and reviewing dozens of places to bet on sports.
Luisa @Luisalkud
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Olivia Harper @Liva_Hapa
1K Followers 656 Following Opportunities don't come by waiting; they're earned by taking each step you take
Randomboi @Randomboi250664
2 Followers 41 Following
Tits kingdom 👑🔥 @TitsKingdom
28K Followers 5K Following 👑 Erotic Kingdom Premium NSFW | Sensual Beauty & Desire Natural curves • Hot queens • Daily drops 😈 All real • All flawless 🍒27K
Justin Laviolette �... @OhMyGodJustin
373K Followers 405K Following 🔔TURN MY NOTIFICATIONS ON🔔↗️ Love reposting memes i enjoy 🤣 F🍁CK TRUDEAU 🥳 #Pierre2025 #Trump2024 Liberals are mad because they can't date me 😏
Olivia casta @Oliviacast45911
81 Followers 652 Following Olivia Cláudia Motta Casta❤️🔥Media Model, traveler, vegan!🐰
tazz @noneofyours99
78K Followers 42K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥
𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞�... @TheSoulShadow
33K Followers 21K Following 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇱🇧 47. Dad. Veteran . MBA . Depression . PTSD . Capricorn. Espresso. Cigars. Scotch. Poetry. Gators. Published Poetry Books https://t.co/MiZkEP4ReZ
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
24K Followers 9K Following You'll never find more people smoking than outside of a hospital 🇨🇦 https://t.co/NcqURETrPU
JW @ohthatfknguy
12K Followers 4K Following Straight, leave me alone. Trash beer aficionado, combat veteran, just talking shit. @yupthatfknguy
𝐿 @Lipgloss_3
19K Followers 6K Following Easily distracted by wildflowers and wildlife. Tea drinker. Music lover. Would always prefer to be at the beach or barefoot on grass. In my own little 🫧
𝒯𝓇𝓊𝒹𝓎 @Changedhandle1
21K Followers 13K Following Dutch 🌷🇳🇱 🇫🇷 NO DM 👊 #wildwickedwords♥️🖤 https://t.co/9WqzUxu9Qg
Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie
37K Followers 3K Following Tattooed mum & coffee enthusiast. Living life from one snack to the next.
Forward March @RunOldMan
39K Followers 15K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…
paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
12K Followers 3K Following life's foul-mouthed casualty • ig/alt: @pausedmortem
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin
17K Followers 7K Following
Deja Anthony🦋 @DejaAnthony_
2K Followers 2K Following My madness is the only thing keeping me sane. ALL LIVES MATTER ✊🏻✊🏿 PAINTER 🎨 🖌
Jessica Morales @MetsGirl333
4K Followers 2K Following Die hard #Mets fan! 💙🧡🍎💙🧡 I’m a huge Tylor Megill fan so if you don’t like his mom, just go ahead and block me. I block lots of people you aren’t special
𝑀𝑜𝓂𝓂𝓎 ... @MommmySatan
6K Followers 2K Following 𝒮𝒶𝓉𝒶𝓃 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓅𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇𝒾𝒷𝒷𝑜𝓃. ۶ৎ 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃? 𝐵𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃 𝑜𝓃 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒾𝓈. 𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟
Emilie Noir @NoirEmilie17113
4K Followers 2K Following Hey, ich bins. Die verrückte aus dem Baumarkt
Renee @TexasCowgrl1111
46K Followers 18K Following Left Commiefornia to Texas and Love it!! Patriot that Loves God, Guns and My Country! Trump is my President 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Vanessa @Nessakins_
24K Followers 996 Following Biochemist/Wonder Woman • Happy Meal respecter • from Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits • ☧
Fuck it all, Love Mol... @mistrustme1
106K Followers 13K Following Patron Saint of Sluts & Whores - feminist AF @jennslowpez is my love https://t.co/dTkdnBru8i
LadyJ1776 🇺🇲 @JNU411
3K Followers 3K Following ❤️God, family, & freedom🙏🏼🇺🇲 music 🎸🎶 poetry✍🏼 photography 📷 books 📚 animals 🐾 humor😂 NO DMs! FRIENDSHIPS ONLY!!
Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_
67K Followers 13K Following Chud Slayer Extraordinaire😉 #smokefleet #ReceiptQueen🧾👸
gas station dream gir... @cheygoulet
33K Followers 4K Following kind of like a goomba, but with slower reflexes
🔥Cuck HQ💦 @CuckHQ
364K Followers 1K Following CuckHQ is a growing community and video site for everything cuckold, and cuckquean related! #cuckold #cuckquean
NJCouple710 @njcouple710
7K Followers 50 Following
cuck after dark @darkurcuckbf
72K Followers 937 Following 26m ~ mostly gooner cuck captions with some of me and my real gooner cuck life sprinkled in ~ dms open but super selective ~ curated with love🖤
MegaZer0🐝 @MegaZer0
173 Followers 2K Following 34 year old. big loser. if I see a minor around these parts you will be forcefully removed(dems God's rules), quite the condescending cunt💙
a millieon horrible t... @opalinsunlight
244 Followers 5K Following Trans and maybe a bit less tired than I used to be. She/they, age 37! Gaming hobbyist. I follow and like both SFW and NSFW stuff, so you’re aware.
Robin the Monk @Bluehorse141
335 Followers 2K Following Hello. I'm Jon, but you can basically call me whatever. I'm 29 he/him. I follow artists and write Fanfiction. dms are open
🇺🇦 Ram Gilamar ... @ram_gilamar
332 Followers 419 Following German Law Enforcement and Counter-Terrorism enthusiast. Possible Capybara stan account, definite NATO shill. Sometimes gaming. 🇩🇪🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦
idk 🏳️⚧️ @idk32604089
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Daniel | Gringo ally ... @LeiteDeOvo
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Ellen Milhiser @CongSynopsis
508 Followers 716 Following Synopsis newsletter by Gray & Associates provides in-depth coverage of Defense and Veterans health care and personnel issues on Capitol Hill.
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694 Followers 422 Following たまに絵を描くオタク。ペルソナ、真•女神転生、ポケモン、ゼルダの伝説、MOTHER。 真1主人公推し。日本語/ENG 25歳 @FriedOokido 服/フャッション
Damien Evans @DamienEvans21
788 Followers 2K Following @damienevans.bsky.social he/they. Asexual, Autistic, partial tetraplegic disability pensioner. Hates capitalism, loves cricket, car and bike racing and fishing
The Lord Wolf @Blackfang108
880 Followers 4K Following I have no patience for pseudoscience. If -pronouns in bio- is your best, try harder. He/him
andi 🌭 @AndiAllOver
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Harry Margulies @Askwhyisit
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Michael Paulkovich �... @PhysicistTx
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The Skeptic @TheSkepticWiz
44K Followers 31K Following Debunking religions while searching for objective truth. I believe a world without religion is a world with more room for humanity. Let’s talk about it.
Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl
102K Followers 17K Following tree hugger 🌳 animal rescuer 🐴 lgbtq 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ prochoice ✊ cannabis connoisseur 😚💨 secular 🚫⛪️ humanist 🩷 👉🚫 fascists
Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino
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Christians say the da... @ChristiansSTDT
14K Followers 55 Following screenshots and reposts of the stupid things Christians say online.
⚛️Sacrilegious➖... @Sacrilegious_D
10K Followers 4K Following Can YOUR Faith withstand OUR podcast? #atheist #atheism #science #antitheist #religion #BibleStudyByAtheists Join us on DISCORD: https://t.co/U6VYROUgy5
Critical Cupcake 🌈... @CriticalCupcake
137K Followers 149K Following Science, Comedy, Left, LGBTQ+, Atheist, #Resistance ChronicPain, PolyBiPan, Queer, Anti-Religious-Harm + Bigotry, Everyone is an idiot sometimes, esp. me ;)
Einien J 💙🇫🇮... @EinienX
1K Followers 1K Following Natural born atheist, Chef, Metalhead, Collector of rocks, Wannabe geologist, Mom of cat and dog..
Bojang @bojanga640
406 Followers 7K Following put my faith on lord 2 Corinthians 9:7: Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves✝️🫂
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88K Followers 2 Following The world's first widely-adopted cryptocurrency. With Bitcoin, people can securely and directly send each other digital money on the internet #Bitcoin
Mari @Mari770968
902 Followers 550 Following Rispetto per la vita🙏 Amore per la natura🍀 Bellezza nel dettaglio💙Historia intus🤍
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