Sam scheib @Samscheib1

@JuJuGotti please ask the poll is a BLT a breakfast or lunch sandwich? I need this answered!

Watching the buffalo bills game but really just want to know @KirkHerbstreit where is Peter?!?

@cozy_lariat Beat up by Mr. Thomas for your birthday! Living every girls dream 🤪

#truth #pharmacy

@theFamilyIsland C VRUHS6

The newest duty of an independent pharmacist is to counsel their local CVS, Walgreens and Rite Aid’s patients. Why? Because, “I just can’t seem to get those guys on the phone.”

In Tampa you’re either a stripper, drug dealer, scammer or frenchie breeder😂

Opening kick of the Patriots-Bills game:

People going to the pharmacy to pick up Paxlovid for themselves probably account for 32.76% of new covid cases.

"you have a doctorate" I whisper to myself as I recite the alphabet to make sure I'm putting drugs back on the shelf in the correct place

I rather do 3 12’s outta a week than 5 8’s 🤧😭 iykyk 😂

Idk how people go on these crazy vacations and can convince themselves to come back to Philadelphia like if I leave I Cry at the thought of returning to this place

Give me some stereotypes about pharmacists or technicians that are pretty accurate. All technicians enjoy chocolate/candy, steal pens and curse like sailors on occasion. All pharmacists enjoy alcohol, steal pens and love people but have a difficult time admitting that shit.

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160. their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million. i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Seasonal depression begins today in Buffalo