Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff
Best served with wine. May contain strong language and scenes of a violent nature. https://t.co/DzQPMfAg1E sandismith.co.uk Location Independent Joined July 2010-
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David Bull on BBC pretending the reform campaign flyers didn't talk about immigration & nothing else. #Election2024
@LordImmunitas I'll be interested to see the demographics of the voters
Not comfortable with the number of reform votes there 🤔 #Election2024
@LordImmunitas Right? The tory voters are moving to reform there. So, same racists, different party.
@Jo_Caulfield The reform number, though. Made me shudder!
It's-4 outside. The heating isn't on in my room. It's boiling. The Swiss people need to come to the UK & sort our heating out 😯
It would be super great if microwave manufacturers put the wattage of the microwave on the front
I feel like I'm watching human buckaroo #Coronation2023
A colleague is getting this message when trying to go live from a Zoom meeting to a Facebook page. I can go live from the same meeting to the same page. We both have the same permissions for the meeting (she's an alternative host) & on the Facebook page. Any ideas how to fix?
Just saw a man buy a can of coke, drop it on the floor & now he can't open it for a while. I imagine he bought it because he was thirsty, so now I feel sad for him ☹️
Sorry, not sorry.
😎SOLD OUT😎 Hamdon Ha! Ha! Stand-Up Comedy Night Sat 21st Jan 8pm @TheLordNelson #StokeSubHamdon #UKcomedy @HamdonHaHa LINE-UP: @noeljamescomic MC @SandiSmiff @itsdanijohns Billy James Gareth Neale 🔥COMEDY TICKETS & INFO🎟 jokepit.com/comedy-in/taun… #JOKEPIT THE HAPPY PLACE
And HMRC still won't put the mileage rate up for self-employed people which has been the same since 2011 #AutumnStatement
Wtf are these? They're swarming round our breakfast
Sandi Smith retweeted
Really looking forward to welcoming some great comedians to Giggle at the Guildhall in the next few months. @TomGloverComedy , @SandiSmiff , @lukehonnoraty , @riordan_dj & @daavidarnold . #comedy #axminster #giggle #laughing #laughteristhebestmedicine
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