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The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

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@Orbital_Perigee Actually has me thinking how cool it would be to have an entire collection of fam craft

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Jane Dashley @JaneDashley

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A mom who said vaccines killed her 18 month old twins on RFK Jr’s Children's Health Defense podcast has been charged with murder. people.com/mom-claimed-to…

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@TracketPacer Hmm im trying to be optimistic so i guess that depends on how they got there

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@potatoslav Wait until you get to the stage where your youngest asks if they will ever have a baby sibling

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Being a kid: avoiding that thing you don’t like Being an adult: doing that thing you don’t like because you have to

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2 weeks ago

@Orbital_Perigee So the built in wifi shares resources with the motherboard which often cab be a bottleneck while a dedicated card has its own processors to handle that.

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@poe_collector Oh so you’re the one I’ve been shouting with every night

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3 weeks ago

I love his polls because you’re almost always guaranteed to be wrong

Eric Berger @SciGuySpace

3 weeks ago

Which happens first?

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@poe_collector I would not take you for granite

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@TracketPacer That’s the loopback

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grace @gracefishlove

4 weeks ago

Nobody do it like me Cus im prolly doing it wrong

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4 weeks ago

@ZackKorman @IceSolst Mix & match

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There were so many funny bits in this show but this really stands out above the rest

Mr. Chau @Srirachachau

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Veronica @vadkins043

229 Followers 7K Following Love my world don’t hate me love me for who I am

sophia Tarry @sofiatarry2323

12 Followers 47 Following I just want too be the better version of my self

Stacy love ❤️ �... @jessyren419n

52 Followers 617 Following Single

Kino Loy 🤍🧡 @kino_loy

3K Followers 689 Following Star Wars & misc media any pronouns + 37 years old 🧡🤍 + main (minors dni, 18+): @poe_collector

🍷🧀 @Twernuis755

68 Followers 3K Following Gods determine what you're going to be。

Like = Tuning the algorithm. Security is a feeling of safety, it doesn't mean you're safe. Janitor at Contoso & Fabrikam.

Posts don't represent my employer(s).

EZ @IAMERICAbooted

3K Followers 2K Following Like = Tuning the algorithm. Security is a feeling of safety, it doesn't mean you're safe. Janitor at Contoso & Fabrikam. Posts don't represent my employer(s).

CEO - @RedBerylMining #RBMC. OEF Army Veteran. Family Man. Mentor. Private Investor. 16 Year #OTC Stock Investor. #Dividends. #Diversify. #Startup Rebuilder.🔨

☀️ Alex Sundeland... @SUNNYIAND24

103 Followers 1K Following CEO - @RedBerylMining #RBMC. OEF Army Veteran. Family Man. Mentor. Private Investor. 16 Year #OTC Stock Investor. #Dividends. #Diversify. #Startup Rebuilder.🔨

Melissa Alex @MelissaAle96577

40 Followers 1K Following Like outdoors activities cooking swimming reading

Liz Bastos @lilesflottantes

37 Followers 187 Following Three hares. Work in Slackjaw, The Belladonna, Frazzled, McSweeney's.

Sarah Graham Taylor @sarahtaylorokc

2K Followers 3K Following Mom. Wife. Overly invested sports fan. Government nerd doing my nerdy stuff at the VA General Assembly.

Croissant Haver @Liz__Bastos

520 Followers 1K Following the urban environment and machine learning 59% water, 40% French pastry, 1% ArcGIS. ✍️

Staff Photojournalist for @AFP @AFPphoto in Los Angeles. Former: @latimes @dallasnews @business. @mujschool Graduate. NOT A NEWSWEEK WRITER - many use my pix

Patrick T. Fallon @pfal

3K Followers 3K Following Staff Photojournalist for @AFP @AFPphoto in Los Angeles. Former: @latimes @dallasnews @business. @mujschool Graduate. NOT A NEWSWEEK WRITER - many use my pix

The Common Sense Part... @CSPartyofficial

14 Followers 163 Following A new political party that runs on common sense. Manifesto will be tweeted.

Julie Slama @Thorsby_Strings

865 Followers 2K Following You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. -A. Huxley #progressive #M4A #Climate #Tennessee3

Grahamlinda @Grahamlinda12

24 Followers 374 Following

Stories @dark_matter_ink, @GalaxysEdgeMag, @IntFlightPress, @lunaquarterly, @FictionUtopia, @TahomaReview, @bcubedbob. @sfwa @HorrorWriters #TaosToolbox 2024

Lisa Short @Lisa_K_Short

2K Followers 3K Following Stories @dark_matter_ink, @GalaxysEdgeMag, @IntFlightPress, @lunaquarterly, @FictionUtopia, @TahomaReview, @bcubedbob. @sfwa @HorrorWriters #TaosToolbox 2024

PAPPy Emmanuel @PAPPyEmmanue

29 Followers 582 Following pappy dhopes👍👍

SlugNoodle 🅅 @RetweetableN14

2K Followers 1K Following .ooM | InfoSec's answer to Mr Rogers | Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow | Advocate of women in tech & LGBTQ+ | Just be nice to each other

Wen Moon @wen__moon

904 Followers 4K Following a man's life consists not in the abundance of the things which he possesses

Famous white elephant collector. Vriend van die troeldeldier en hulle dier maakies. Sauron of the seesaw. Unslipstreamable.

Leon Uys @uysleon

465 Followers 5K Following Famous white elephant collector. Vriend van die troeldeldier en hulle dier maakies. Sauron of the seesaw. Unslipstreamable.

Eleanor #DCStatehood ... @EleanorNorton

64K Followers 39K Following Member of Congress, representing the District of Columbia.

Humblebrag, pithy quote, self-deprecating joke. INFJ. Knight errant imposter. Raised: Waukegan, IL, U.S.A. Lived: Chicago, Norwich, Seattle, Summerville, Urbana

Jim Grisham 🇺🇦 ... @jimgrisham

482 Followers 7K Following Humblebrag, pithy quote, self-deprecating joke. INFJ. Knight errant imposter. Raised: Waukegan, IL, U.S.A. Lived: Chicago, Norwich, Seattle, Summerville, Urbana

CISO, ex Mozilla security, MozDef, Kinectasploit, p0wnlabs, dark beer, he/him. https://t.co/BUUM5eql24
Mastodon: https://t.co/2zE9SsxQ9g

jeff bryner 💙💛 @0x7eff

3K Followers 3K Following CISO, ex Mozilla security, MozDef, Kinectasploit, p0wnlabs, dark beer, he/him. https://t.co/BUUM5eql24 Mastodon: https://t.co/2zE9SsxQ9g

Research Associate at Koblenz University, Germany. Interests: #Design, #eLearning, #UX, #Usability, #WebDesign, #Photography #RC

Sergei Pachtchenko @sergei_p

254 Followers 4K Following Research Associate at Koblenz University, Germany. Interests: #Design, #eLearning, #UX, #Usability, #WebDesign, #Photography #RC

Bec @bec_rae

137 Followers 537 Following Instagram: becca_rab

Expat in France. Passionate Christ follower and staunch egalitarian. Forever fan of HRC. Copywriter, artist, blogger, daydreamer, and mom of two.

🇫🇷Katrin🇺�... @French_apple

602 Followers 6K Following Expat in France. Passionate Christ follower and staunch egalitarian. Forever fan of HRC. Copywriter, artist, blogger, daydreamer, and mom of two.

Chief Paranoia Officer (℠).

Trying to live a little longer but have metastasized atypical BRAF mutation melanoma killing me with pain.

InfoSec at SickKids

Agrivane @thelastuid

1K Followers 4K Following Chief Paranoia Officer (℠). Trying to live a little longer but have metastasized atypical BRAF mutation melanoma killing me with pain. InfoSec at SickKids

Eric Spiegel @ECSpiegel

426 Followers 333 Following Board gamer, film lover, cat enthusiast, book worm, and vinyl record collector. He/Him/His.

Eugene Satterlund @getnowdirect

1K Followers 2K Following #hempworx #CBD #Hemp

...the freedom of a real education...You get to consciously decide what has meaning and what doesn’t. You get to decide what to worship. ~David Foster Wallace

Unreal Housewife of A... @GGDAlxVa

2K Followers 2K Following ...the freedom of a real education...You get to consciously decide what has meaning and what doesn’t. You get to decide what to worship. ~David Foster Wallace

Joe Wroe @JJWroe

115 Followers 462 Following Coffee | Boxing | Computers & Blues

Asami’s anogram @samsthetic

138 Followers 522 Following I'll leave tomorrow's problems for tomorrow's me.

Els @LostOrangutan

427 Followers 3K Following Conservatoire reject, a bit queer, and brass player extraordinaire(ish). She/they

thebigtk @thebiggesttk

183 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/ogR8618wnE

damalama @damalamamusic

916 Followers 3K Following Original Artist. Songwriter. Newcastle Australia.

Folson Terfah @FTerfah

1 Followers 112 Following

Assistant Professor @Northeastern. Previously @Stanford postdoc. @UTAustin @PKU1898 alum. Interested in human-centered AI, HCI, and misinformation.

Chenyan Jia @JiaChenyan

771 Followers 737 Following Assistant Professor @Northeastern. Previously @Stanford postdoc. @UTAustin @PKU1898 alum. Interested in human-centered AI, HCI, and misinformation.

Hồ Văn Điện @HodienBTC

74 Followers 691 Following Từng học trường Đại Học Cần thơ. có kinh Nghiệm trong lỉnh vực đầu tư tài chính. Crypto: #BTC, #ETH, LTC, #DOG, #SHIB

Lifelong Liberal, Environmentalist!💙 Eclipse chaser. I miss TG. RIP. Expect RTs! No DMs–Will Block. ClimateEmergency! I Block frequently! 🚨🚨 🇺🇦🌻

Miragee @🏡💙🌻... @eegarim

8K Followers 8K Following Lifelong Liberal, Environmentalist!💙 Eclipse chaser. I miss TG. RIP. Expect RTs! No DMs–Will Block. ClimateEmergency! I Block frequently! 🚨🚨 🇺🇦🌻

Channeling my Inner Sir Walter Scott, Great Grand Uncle, in 280 Characters or Less.
Proud Pup Lover; Owned By Many BEAUTIFUL FUR Babies!

LK Scott @SkiBabyIII

2K Followers 5K Following Channeling my Inner Sir Walter Scott, Great Grand Uncle, in 280 Characters or Less. Proud Pup Lover; Owned By Many BEAUTIFUL FUR Babies!

Senior hospitality editor at @Skift, reporting on hotels /🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈/ so@skift.com or DM for Signal.

𝚂𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝙾... @sean_oneill

13K Followers 661 Following Senior hospitality editor at @Skift, reporting on hotels /🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈/ [email protected] or DM for Signal.

Prince William Public... @PrinceWmLibrary

4K Followers 3K Following Public library system serving Prince William County and Manassas City. Comments Policy: https://t.co/Rtrr1ahZcL…

Becky Hammer @beckyhammer

2K Followers 549 Following Find me at https://t.co/bZ2sfrDmqV

Marisa Giulianni @MarisaGiulianni

4 Followers 112 Following 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Lyndon Ward @lyndonward

7K Followers 14K Following #Marketing and #Visualization for innovation #Strategy #Creativity #Design

Brian B @bjb200

10 Followers 74 Following

Magnetic Dynamo @magneticdynamo

671 Followers 2K Following D.C. muckraker. Scrapping & yelling & mixing it up. Loving every minute of it. Pro-science, anti-cilantro. 🎀 #PHNerd

Rebecca Stone Gordon @meanlouise

2K Followers 2K Following Where skies are blue.

Locations in Alexandria, Capitol Hill & Chevy Chase serving American style comfort food, fresh baked breads & pastries, coffee, cocktails, wine & beer!

Junction Bistro, Bar ... @JunctionBakery

932 Followers 459 Following Locations in Alexandria, Capitol Hill & Chevy Chase serving American style comfort food, fresh baked breads & pastries, coffee, cocktails, wine & beer!

six piece chicken mcnobody

💿 former IT engineer Netflix
💿 retired pro LCS esports commentator

🔞 I sell my terrible personality at @spaceghost

Marchand d'Âmes @poe_collector

147K Followers 6K Following six piece chicken mcnobody 💿 former IT engineer Netflix 💿 retired pro LCS esports commentator 🔞 I sell my terrible personality at @spaceghost

swamp hag ✨☕️�... @potatoslav

16K Followers 939 Following rachel | jersey🇺🇸 ➡️ germany🇩🇪 (not berlin) | cool mom 😎 | shitposting | i’m probably joking

shenetworks @shenetworks

74K Followers 875 Following a menace • hacker • shenetworks @ TikTok & YouTube & Twitch.

Writing at https://t.co/m6EtO60SiY and host of the Core Memory podcast. 2X NYT best-seller. Filmmaker @HBO (Wild, Wild Space) + @Netflix (Don't Die).

Ashlee Vance @ashleevance

201K Followers 4K Following Writing at https://t.co/m6EtO60SiY and host of the Core Memory podcast. 2X NYT best-seller. Filmmaker @HBO (Wild, Wild Space) + @Netflix (Don't Die).

Kino Loy 🤍🧡 @kino_loy

3K Followers 689 Following Star Wars & misc media any pronouns + 37 years old 🧡🤍 + main (minors dni, 18+): @poe_collector

LaurieWired @lauriewired

157K Followers 293 Following researcher @google; serial complexity unpacker; https://t.co/Vl1seeNgYK ex @ msft & aerospace

NASA @NASA

92.2M Followers 119 Following Making the seemingly impossible, possible. ✨

Identity Security Architect @ TrustedSec. Microsoft Certified Master #ActiveDirectory & former Microsoft MVP. Co-Host @ Enterprise Security Weekly. He/Him. #BLM

Sean Metcalf @PyroTek3

37K Followers 684 Following Identity Security Architect @ TrustedSec. Microsoft Certified Master #ActiveDirectory & former Microsoft MVP. Co-Host @ Enterprise Security Weekly. He/Him. #BLM

ARCHIVED - Curiosity ... @MarsCuriosity

3.9M Followers 53 Following This account has been archived. Follow @NASAMars to get the latest updates on the Curiosity rover’s mission.

ARCHIVED - NASA's Per... @NASAPersevere

2.9M Followers 39 Following This account has been archived. Follow @NASAMars to get the latest updates on the Perseverance rover’s mission.

NASA Mars @NASAMars

1.6M Followers 179 Following NASA’s official X account for all things Mars. Join us as we explore the Red Planet!

Voidweaver @AstarteSecurity - Pentester turned seceng turned meeting canceller - meetup https://t.co/E4rlINC0U6 - conf tracker https://t.co/tReNhuhANF

solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst

31K Followers 2K Following Voidweaver @AstarteSecurity - Pentester turned seceng turned meeting canceller - meetup https://t.co/E4rlINC0U6 - conf tracker https://t.co/tReNhuhANF

Merill Fernando @merill

20K Followers 4K Following Ex-Microsoft PM | Tweets my own Built → https://t.co/QbUp63ffXf • https://t.co/8W7yvQi3jb • https://t.co/NFLDqDIY8h • https://t.co/tSWrIw8Ajh 📰 Newsletter→ https://t.co/tPzAEl0Zuq & https://t.co/894nfObWuU 🎙️ Podcast→ https://t.co/TBlNKTzn8t