Fake Seattle Mayor @SeattleMayor
The only choice for a moderately better Seattle. Seattle, Washington Joined October 2009-
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Dangerous, bad for #Seattle? Insurrectionist @SeattleCouncil: goo.gl/Lwp4Iq @cmkshama @CMMikeOBrien @nicklicata #thinkofthechildren
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OK, who in City Hall leaked our plan for @kcmetrobus? #Seattle #Everyoneisminetotorment
.@UniteHereLocal8 rouses me from my slumber! Another staffer shall be sacrificed to feed my hunger! The press guy was only first!
#occupyseattle to be ejected from Westlake due to the general assembly not recognizing the deep bore tunnel as part of the 1%.
Effective 10pm today, #occupyseattle may stay at Westlake if they pay overtime costs of police who are trying to remove them.
Due to an officer kicking a suspect in the face: http://bit.ly/d6p9H4 I have issued an order barring shoes from SPD uniforms. ^feet
I reject that we are 'chaotic'. We in fact have cached deputy mayors lined up--just in case we keep losing them: http://bit.ly/byQe7P
Land baron: Seattle is "knifing" retail. We were aiming for the tunnel. Our bad. http://bit.ly/9efQsW
According to @joelconnelly I will drive people to the suburbs from #Seattle. False. I will actually electric bike them out.
City council has voiced opposition to my plans to replace the seawall. Due to this, I declare January 20th to be Obstructionist Day.
Due to ongoing #Seattle budget issues I will work with the Council to legalize and then tax recreational phenylalanine users.
Due to recent muggings near 3rd & Pike area, I have authorized the use of a 2010 ballot initiative to determine how to clean up this area.
Named Edgar Martínez deputy mayor of #Seattle. As the only living person with a road named after him he is ideally suited.
To reconcile #Seattle budget issues, we will be installing tolls for all Lake Union sea planes.
All displaced Seattleites will be housed at Belleview Square. RT @mbdfilms @Earth_News: Megaquake Looms Over #Seattle http://bit.ly/3MWMRZ
Marigolden @Marigoldenisbl1
567 Followers 800 Following Truth Teller, Common Sense, Constitutional Rights, Freedom Loving AMERICAN Patriot who loves God, country, and Our American Flag.
Emms Daugavietis @emmsdaugavietis
11 Followers 999 Following hiiii im Emma been so bored lately so msg me? or follow me? i dont bite :)
Hashayth @hashayth38140
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Sherwin @depposl90304
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John Ouseph @johnolu2013
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Jesk (a) @Sin_Biscuits
275 Followers 2K Following The following opinions are often upsetting for Jesus freaks, insecure men and the brainwashed MAGA. Born with a beautiful vagina.
Jamie Hansman @E20L6
66 Followers 348 Following
Luke Lamon @lukelamon
108 Followers 1K Following
steve @steve07961056
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Living in The Long Em... @cherry_ives
1K Followers 7K Following Awakened to life and Spirit🙏🏻late. "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy" More than can be dreamed folks.
Ritchie Plummer @plummer_ritchie
2 Followers 166 Following I don't care who you are if your wrong I'll call you out
Nkosingiphile Mawosi @Nkosi99571796
45 Followers 315 Following
Clueless Wallob @BelltownSeatown
96 Followers 906 Following ⚖️Avid Phish phan and Seattle attorney tracking Belltown and Downtown Seattle news, land use proposals and real estate development. GO HAWKS!
Landon Buford @LandonBuford
6K Followers 6K Following Sports and Entertainment Journalist with stops Forbes, Heavy, SI, Vayner Media, PlayersTV & the Dallas Observer, & more covering Ohio State Buckeyes on Si.
Harley Lever @HarleyLeverII
266 Followers 4K Following Former Research Scientist contracted for FAA and NASA. Small Business Consultant. Founder of Safe Seattle. City of Seattle Mayoral Candidate. #HarleyLever4Mayor
Sheb Teth @BestShebTeth
17 Followers 222 Following
Michael @MSecright
222 Followers 2K Following I matter and so do you. MS Information Systems https://t.co/lZvPKR87Oj UW Alumni, UW DAWG, and Seahawks Fan BBQ Nut and Alpha Nerd My Opinions are MY OWN!
John Zilavy @cheezman
163 Followers 1K Following You're right from your side and I'm right from mine. Well, maybe not, so let's get to the bottom of it. A Badger, to the Core; Forever.
Monica J. Stonier @runsinthehalls
2K Followers 1K Following Soccer mom, wife, teacher coach, WA State Representative, 49th LD. Kid advocate, optimist, people watcher, hope monger. she/her
Raymond H. Payne Jr. @raymondpayne1
572 Followers 770 Following Father, Veteran, Fmr White House Staff Clinton/Bush Admins, Freelance Writer, Community Activist
Soldiers Cemetery @OrtingCemetery
353 Followers 2K Following Help us honor and restore the final resting place of some amazing veterans at the Washington State Soldiers Home Cemetery in Orting.
Deborah DeQuier @DequierDeQuier
24 Followers 185 Following
Carolyn Logue @CALogue
397 Followers 416 Following Professional state lobbyist with over 20 years experience.
SaveCascade @SaveCascade
71 Followers 824 Following Ride with a purpose! Sign the petition to save the Cascade Bicycle Club's election work
Roosevelt Seattle @roosieseattle
806 Followers 389 Following Social Networking for neighbors and others interested in the Roosevelt Neighborhood of Seattle.
beth fleenor @crystalbethboom
498 Followers 648 Following noise maker: clarinets - beth boxing - composition - improvisation / creativity advocate / biophiliac
UDistrictPartnership @UDPartnership
612 Followers 806 Following Building community through service, leadership and advocacy. Our mission is to serve all who work in, live in and visit Seattle's University District.
Oregon Coast Fun @OregonCstEntert
3K Followers 3K Following Entertainment on the Oregon Coast comes in many varieties. Big shows in halls, small theaters, outdoor performances, artists at work, car shows, you name it.
Peter @Piesco
73 Followers 334 Following
David L ➡️ 🦋 @DavidL206
1K Followers 943 Following Not here, not posting, don’t enjoy this place anymore. Find new faster buses/more apartments content on https://t.co/SnRebcw4YK at the azure firmament site.
Stephen Mintz @stephen_mintz
151 Followers 2K Following Strategist, market #analyst, US Army #Veteran, and enjoyer of spirited debate. Tweets are my own.
DadSlashDM @DadSlashDM
3 Followers 42 Following
Ty Stober for Auditor @VoteTy
401 Followers 955 Following Candidate for Clark County Auditor. Vancouver Councilmember. #Transparency #Integrity #Trust #ClarkCountyVotes
Joel R. Connelly (194... @joelconnelly
5K Followers 1K Following Seattle P-I columnist and reporter Joel Connelly lived from 1948-2026 and was a firm believer in the precept that silence gives consent. Archived account.
Mellow BusDriver @MellowBusDriver
232 Followers 97 Following Duck-feathers, my friend. Duck feathers.
Kshama Solidarity Cam... @Kshama_SC
12K Followers 4K Following Our movement DEFEATED a right-wing, anti-BLM attempt to recall Seattle's socialist, CM Sawant! Follow @cmkshama & her org, @SocialistAlt ✊✊🏾
David Seater 🚶 �... @dseater
1K Followers 251 Following Doggie daddy, safe streets advocate, software test engineer. Co-chair of @CSGreenways. https://t.co/lvE72VvA7C
SpokaneCounty Greens @SpokaneGreens
429 Followers 677 Following #NoDAPL Damn the man, save the Inland Empire! e-mail us: [email protected]
Restaurant Roux @RestaurantRoux
911 Followers 2K Following In the gorgeous Fremont neighborhood of Seattle, Roux serves cuisine passionately inspired by both French Creole classics & Pacific Northwest bounty!
James Real Estate @JamesREGroup
695 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/t6fj0Nspll Follow us on Instagram @jamesregroup
JRSYCHSR @JRSYCHSR
393 Followers 2K Following
Chad Magendanz @Magendanz
3K Followers 576 Following Computer Science Teacher, Software Developer, and former State Representative
Sound Spirits @Sound_Spirits
2K Followers 840 Following Handmade Small-Batch Artisan Spirits from Seattle Washington,
Frankie Villani @fvillani
136 Followers 426 Following Firefighter, Dad, Snow Skier. Posts on here are my personal views! And in no way relate to who I work for!
Drew MacEwen @DrewMacEwen
3K Followers 2K Following State Senator 35th District, Deputy Leader Senate Republicans
Batch 206 Distillery @batch206
2K Followers 639 Following Small batch premium spirits distillery in Seattle, WA. By following, you confirm you're of legal drinking age in your country.
Brandon Vick @brandonvick
1K Followers 261 Following
Jamie Hansman @E20L6
66 Followers 348 Following
OOLA Distillery @ooladistillery
3K Followers 698 Following OOLA Distillery is a microdistillery located in the Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattle. OOLA produces hand crafted batches of premium distilled spirits.
Linda Kochmar @LindaKochmar
806 Followers 393 Following Running for State Representative, 30th LD, Position 1 because the problems facing our district and state cry out for action and common-sense solutions.
Sun Liquor MFG @SunLiquor
2K Followers 170 Following A Great American Distillery, located in Seattle, WA. Makers of Hedge Trimmer Gin, Gun Club Gin, UNXLD Vodka, Sun Rum Silver & Barrel Aged Rums.
Robby F. Delaware @Robby_Delaware
92 Followers 576 Following One of two twitter accounts using my real name (I’ve got a long and interesting story about it) You can also find me over on @GeorgiaPictures
Monica J. Stonier @runsinthehalls
2K Followers 1K Following Soccer mom, wife, teacher coach, WA State Representative, 49th LD. Kid advocate, optimist, people watcher, hope monger. she/her
Erik Chapman @erik_sunliquor
141 Followers 38 Following
Luke Lamon @lukelamon
108 Followers 1K Following
Hunt @The_Real_Hunt
713 Followers 568 Following Husband, Father to 4, Entrepreneur, Former Security Contractor, OEF/OIF Veteran, and Tweets/RT ≠ endorsement.
Kirkland Green Trip �... @KGTgreentrip
179 Followers 125 Following Your free travel options resource in Kirkland, WA. We offer commute program support and assistance for employers & incentives for non-drive-alone alternatives.
Mainstream Republican... @WA_Mainstream
2K Followers 277 Following The Mainstream Republicans of Washington & MRW Alliance support the election of centrist, well qualified Republicans to local, state and federal office.
Artusi @ArtusiBar
1K Followers 317 Following Spinasse's sibling at 14th and Pine. Serving up snacks, spirits and good music. In debt to Pellegrino Artusi.
Erik Smith @ErikSmithWa
434 Followers 184 Following Former editorial writer at Seattle Times and follower of #waleg
Cascina Spinasse @Spinasse
3K Followers 395 Following Award-winning, Piemontese restaurant on Capitol Hill in Seattle specializing in fresh, hand-cut pasta and artisanal ingredients.
Jerry Cornfield @dospueblos
5K Followers 484 Following Longtime scribbler, currently state government/politics reporter for Washington State Standard; formerly with The Herald (Everett), Santa Barbara Independent.
WSRO @WSRONEWS
180 Followers 115 Following Our goals: reduce pollution, traffic congestion & energy consumption through the promotion of commute alternatives. We also sponsor the Wheel Options campaign.
Dr. Derek Stanford @derekstanford
2K Followers 406 Following Data Scientist and Washington State Senator, 1st District
Cafe_Campagne @Cafe_Campagne
3K Followers 352 Following Since 1994, Cafe Campagne has been the benchmark of Seattle French bistros. Brunch, lunch, dinner and an expansive French and NW wine list.
David Seater 🚶 �... @dseater
1K Followers 251 Following Doggie daddy, safe streets advocate, software test engineer. Co-chair of @CSGreenways. https://t.co/lvE72VvA7C
Rosemary McAuliffe @R_McAuliffe
221 Followers 83 Following Ranking member of the Senate Education Committee, Mother,Grandmother,Committed to a high quality education for all.
Sabine Café Bar & Ma... @bastilleseattle
4K Followers 126 Following Sabine is an independent counter service café, bar, and market on Ballard Avenue. Formally Bastille Cafe & Bar.
Andy Hill @SenatorAndyHill
1K Followers 102 Following Husband, Dad of 3 Great Kids, Washington State Senator, Soccer Coach
Bruce Dammeier @brucedammeier
3K Followers 238 Following I am focused on balancing our budget responsibly, putting people back to work, preparing our students to succeed, and keeping our communities safe.
Ethan Stowell Restaur... @ESRfamily
8K Followers 798 Following Serving Seattle & Beyond 🍽 Heated Patio Dining, Takeout, Indoor Dining 👉Follow @ESRfamily on Instagram for Daily Updates
Mellow BusDriver @MellowBusDriver
232 Followers 97 Following Duck-feathers, my friend. Duck feathers.
Hans Zeiger @hanszeiger
4K Followers 3K Following President @jackmillerctr, advancing the teaching/scholarship of American civics & history. Former WA State legislator.
Seattle Restaurant We... @SeattleRW
11K Followers 786 Following Save the Date! #SeattleRestaurantWeek returns October 27 to November 9 Where Community Comes Together 🥢🍴😋
Barbara Bailey @BarbBaileyWA10
628 Followers 12 Following
Seattle Restaurants @searestaurants
8K Followers 2K Following The One-Stop Portal for the Best Seattle Restaurants.
Flavor of Seattle @FlavorofSeattle
4K Followers 2K Following Preserving the Local & Unique Restaurant Scene in the Seattle Area one bite at a time! Learn why Eating Local is the Better Choice!
Troy Kelley @Troy_Kelley
195 Followers 1 Following Washington State Auditor. Former three term rep from the 28th legislative district.
Sen. Marko Liias @SenMarkoLiias
4K Followers 222 Following Official Twitter account for Washington State Senator Marko Liias. Proud to serve as Chair of the Senate Transportation Committee. He/Him. 🏳️🌈
Bite of Seattle @Biteofseattle
5K Followers 20 Following 🗓️ July 24-26, 2026 📍 Seattle Center 🎟️ Free Admission 🌎 Bite's 41st: Where food meets community since 1982!
Larry Seaquist @larryseaquist
1K Followers 374 Following Former State Rep, Washington State Legislature. CAPT USN (Ret.) #ridingwithLarry2020
โอม Oran @oranv
3K Followers 262 Following wayfarer, civil engineer by training, information & map designer by trade. finding beauty in what’s otherwise unnoticed. Eng/ไทย, also on 🦋 bluesky
Seattle Center @seattlecenter
35K Followers 4K Following We create exceptional events, experiences & environments that delight & inspire the human spirit to build stronger communities #ConnectAtTheCenter
Seattle Monorail @SeattleMonorail
7K Followers 1K Following All Aboard! The fastest way to travel between downtown Seattle and Seattle Center! Built for the 1962 World's Fair.
Jim Moeller @Jimmoeller
2K Followers 464 Following A proven progressive leader. Former Speaker Pro Tempore, Washington State House of Representatives.
Grocery Outlet @CrownHillGO
607 Followers 106 Following Located in (Ballard/CrownHill), we offer savings on major brands & natural and organic products. Also on facebook http://t.co/EG605v1gIq
Carly Anderson @lipglosscrayons
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