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@Variety Will it be simulcast at clownpenis.fart?
Soros prosecutor Steve Descano (Fairfax, VA) asked a judge for an *illegal alien Islamic extremist murderer* to be let out of confinement & driven to the Tajikistan embassy in D.C. to get a foreign passport. Then he was given a "48-hour pass" to leave the psych ward, and used it.
Another really amazing pandemic clip. October, 2021. CNN sends a reporter to Miami to investigate a school that is considered "anti-vax." While there the reporter runs into a parent who says that he is not going to have his children get the Covid vaccine. While being harassed by the CNN lackey, the parent says that fully vaccinated people are still dying from Covid and that Fauci is not the best scientist in the world. The CNN clown scoffs at him and tells him he is wrong. This exact same week the former head of the CDC Robert Redfield said that more than 40% of people who died from Covid over the past 6-8 weeks in Maryland were fully vaccinated. Soon after, the CEO of Pfizer said publicly that two doses of the vaccine offered almost no protection at all against Covid. The parent was right. The arrogant CNN reporter was wrong.
More indians die of diarrhea per day (1266) than the total amount of Americans who have died in school shootings in the entire history of our country (457).
24 years ago today, ‘The Wire’ would air their 11th episode titled “The Hunt” on HBO which would birth this famous Gif from Wee-Bay 📺
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate...
JUST IN: Actress Hayden Panettiere has died at age 36 - ABC
Tommy John passed away today. He was 83: 26 MLB Seasons 19,692 Batters Faced 4710.1 Innings Pitched 162 Complete Games 46 Shutouts 288 Wins 2,245 Strikeouts 3.34 ERA (111 ERA+) 2X CY Young Runner-Up And a rather famous surgery carries his name. RIP
This story, my goodness. A 33 y/o man w/ Down syndrome slipped away from his caregiver and rode DC Metro to final stop. A Metro worker told him to get off, ignoring his confusion. He approached the station booth for help, but that worker was on his phone. He walked into station's dark "area of refuge" room. It's supposed to be checked daily, but wasn't. He was found there, dehydrated but alive, six days later. @DanMorseWP: wapo.st/4zkPQyJ
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Joshua Báez Joshua Báez! JOSHUA BÁEZ!!! The @Cardinals rookie has homered THREE TIMES in his MLB debut 🤯
11 million dollars to live in Reston????
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‘The American experience never demanded that people leave their cultures of origin behind when they came here.’ The American experience ABSOLUTELY demanded that people leave their cultures of origin behind when they came here. The historical illiteracy is astounding. You’re not prepared for how stupid things are about to get.
The meltdown over the NY Magazine "Habibi City" series is very telling, and underscores just how much some people want us, as SW Asian/Middle Eastern/North African communities who make up the beautiful melting pot that is America, to exist quietly, invisibly, obediently, on
It's worth emphasizing here: Vance is very directly arguing that it would be better if our money was worth less and we could consume fewer things. He explicitly argues to make America poorer. Do with that information what you will.
JD Vance wants to end the US dollar's position as a global reserve currency, because he thinks it allows Americans to consume too much and do so too cheaply. Keep that in mind the next time you order a $20 burrito on door dash.
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