Seinfeld Ops @SeinfeldOps
This is an account about DevOps - aka nothing | DMs open, send memes | 1 meme a day or more if we double dip the chip New York, NY Joined August 2020-
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When someone asks me if I want to make a mediocre browser that flies in the face of web standards and all it will cost me is my family, mental health and my actual health.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Now - get the damn vaccine: getthedamnvaccine.com
Me, leaving for months and missing Infinidash.
They’ll never know.
Leonardo DiCaprio unrecognizable in first photos of new Scorsese film trib.al/nwqpPxP
Live shot of @RobinhoodApp customer service folks getting calls about $GME trades.
Elastic changing their license but saying it’s still “open source”
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George’s parents are completely into QAnon but they call it “Q Annie”.
When someone says they have a legit production need for Kubernetes
This is what I wear to zoom calls.
Leonardo DiCaprio unrecognizable in first photos of new Scorsese film trib.al/nwqpPxP
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One ring to rule them all
Parler executives trying to find a new cloud provider.
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Approach your job with the optimism of a product manager who believes you want to open a YAML file with Xcode.
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