YourWaiter @Servatory
you wouldn't believe the shit you people do out back, smoking Joined October 2015-
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The couple that loves me came in tonight. We laughed, joked, talked about our lives. I bought them dessert. God, I fucking hate those guys.
Went out for my bday. Staff sang to me, and now I realize why guests like it: it's funny to hear how bad waiters are at singing #ohgodmyears
this video is a must watch for anyone planning on doing #CincoDeDrinko. Don't be an asshole! youtube.com/watch?v=muEOd_…
Boss: What are these comps? Me: Birthdays. Boss: 9 birthdays? Me: Crazy, right? Boss: On 3 tables? Me: ...it was a club. #ImStealingDesserts
To you, manager who used to be a server. Sometimes you’re cool, when other managers aren’t around. #EmployeeAppreciationDay #RestaurantHero
To you, bartender who decided to quit but hasn’t told management. May I please have another shot? #EmployeeAppreciationDay #RestaurantHero
To you, only busser who’s been here more than 2 months. Sorry you have to train someone every day. #EmployeeAppreciationDay #RestaurantHero
To you, hot waitress who flirts with the cooks. You’re the only reason they still cook family meal. #EmployeeAppreciationDay #RestaurantHero
It's #EmployeeAppreciationDay, or as it's known in most restaurants,"shut the fuck up and get back on the floor"
@itsmeTommyV @SWilliamBrown33 I don't mean to be a dick but that sound like #busboyproblems to me no hate
Oh shit, I forgot to tweet for like several months. I'll have the manager take a couple of drinks off your tab.
"the bartender makes a mean martini" I lied, as if it was possible for someone to make a "mean" version of "cold vodka in fancy glass”
Every time I inform a guest we don’t have black napkins, I’m secretly hoping they’ll storm out, just because, how hilarious would that be.
You: salmon salad, no salmon. Me: … k. *later You: $22 salad? Me: well, it has salmon You: But I didn't have salmon! Me: ya u fucked up
Every time I get one of those "find jesus" fliers in lieu of a tip, I use it to snort cocaine off my atheist husband's erect black penis.
Thanks for adding "I don't tip on wine" to your receipt. Most people, I have to guess why they're assholes, but you did the work for me.
"water without ice" sounds like a pretty easy request, but you don't understand: I don't know my busser's name and I don't wanna learn it.
There are at least four yelp reviews out there in which I am described as “sweaty, but nice”.
@FxckHostessing everybody who's ever lived has been shit talked in the back. that is what the back is for. #serversunited
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