Customer Service Myrtle @ServiceMyrtle
Happy to help the P1 with all of your questions or complaints, per company policy. 👩💻 Dallas, TX Joined March 2021-
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@CooperEarlJones I'm sorry my typing bothers you. We should see if they'll move you down to the basement?
@RanchPizza4 @CooperEarlJones Sir. Please apply within if you'd like my job.
@BottomOfDeOrder @CooperEarlJones @SteampunkMuppet So from all the information I'm gathering here, you like your meat very soft. Would you say that's accurate?
@gr8tvaluebiggie Sir. I don't believe that to be possible, because my mother died in 1974 and never suffered from any back ailments.
@gr8tvaluebiggie please correct me if I'm wrong, but from the details I'm gathering that it's a tradition for you to blow your mom's back out on mother's day. Is that correct?
@CenTexAg Using only lowercase musical instrument emojis, would you say you are craving wombat or oxtail more?
@Perfect_Tommy26 Thank you for participating in our quick 5 minute survey...first in 3 words or less can you describe how many drinks you've had using only animal emojis?
@Ryan_Medellin Hmm, that's too bad. Next time you may consider picking a little faster.
@dramatic_one Hmm, that's too bad. Have you tried not hitting door frames with your big breasts?
@CrayTreyVids Hmm , that's terrible. Have you tried being more like the type of person who gets invited to parties?
@CaptainLanie @MikeSirois Wonderful, he's my favorite as well. It seems you're not as ready for rehab as you stated. Please tweet again when you're ready to take this more seriously. Until then please enjoy this interesting self-help video I found for you. youtu.be/NvrzH93POBY
@CaptainLanie @MikeSirois Hmm, I'm sorry but that's not correct. Let's try another method. Using your favorite or most hated TV evangelist, how would you rate your insanity?
@CaptainLanie @MikeSirois Just a moment while I confirm your confirmation. I see that your information is correct, however I need to know a bit more about your problem On a scale from 6 to 10, with 8 being the greatest, please describe the level of insanity you feel using upper case numbers only.
@CaptainLanie @MikeSirois That's great. First I'm going to need some information from you. Is this the party to whom I'm tweeting?
@CaptainLanie @MikeSirois Hmm, I'm sorry to hear that. Let me see if I can help get you into an exciting rehab program. Does that sound interesting?
@Perfect_Tommy26 I'm glad to hear about your positive experience. Would you like to take a quick 5 minute survey so that you can continue to thank us?
@samtheaustinP1 That sounds interesting. Have you tried moving it to see if that helps?
@clemsontyger That sounds like a pretty good problem. Have you considered just not going? That might be an option if you want to consider alternatives to what seems be a very inflexible plan you have here, sir.
@clemsontyger Hmm, I'm pretty sure we can do this without the foul language. Can you rephrase the question in a less jerk-like tone?
@Mr_M_Morris @clemsontyger That's incorrect. NDAs must be in pen, sir. #penispreferred
Ryan Turner @Ryan7Turner
81 Followers 119 Following I’m interested in music, sports, movies, water/snow sports. Native Texan-Ticket/Dumb Zone/Freak(RIP)/IJB P1
Seigh @Seigh11120
10 Followers 314 Following
Pethaneaut @pethaneaut55937
5 Followers 446 Following Happy and beautiful days, I hope you are with me.
Call-ShOre-Line Clien... @CallShoreLine
6 Followers 178 Following Client Services (CX) / Customer Relationship Management (CRM)
Big Witt 62 @RangersWitt
60 Followers 248 Following P1 for life, Dad to my amazing son, and I drive my wife nuts with my “issues” with all things sports.
Ryan @Slapdashbull
107 Followers 2K Following
Throwitinmybutt @cra_wol
7 Followers 50 Following
Mario Hernandez Ramir... @GLENNFREAK971
379 Followers 2K Following FREAK P1. Marine. Girl Dad. Corvette Owner(humble brag) Voiceovers. Mildly inappropriate.MOTIVATOR. 👀 Sports. fake Mahomes. Looking for voice work dm me!
Comical Denominator @CDzPodcast
127 Followers 332 Following Big Poppa Brian and Danny Biscuits talking about nothing and other stuff. Danny is not an economist.
SpikeyMike(no longer ... @NealCooper10
226 Followers 354 Following Dumbzone and Cirque all day! check your local Patreon or Substack
Justin @HeyNowYow
561 Followers 2K Following
Dawn Doherty @DawnDoherty
1 Followers 1K Following
jack @coronadiscgolf
7 Followers 127 Following
Migdalia @Migdali91669034
11 Followers 28 Following hello i am Migdalia , i am very simple .i love my own world.
Joey Guanciale @joebreslin
304 Followers 746 Following a cracked polystyrene man. more important than steve aoki on memorial day. No Puppet. DF#138 IG: yo.thatsgood
Joe Walton @realJoeWalton
299 Followers 3K Following I am usually right. Go Cowboys,Rangers and Mavs. American by birth, Texan by the grace of God. Go Double T
El Chingon @elchingon1616
104 Followers 2K Following If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn’t have invented roller-skates
Matt Greenleaf @OUleaf
343 Followers 793 Following P1/DF/THF. #ForeverFireNico #JerryJonesSucks - Stars/Rangers/Sooners. I will Like your Dog Pics.
David Neal Perez @perez_neal
781 Followers 3K Following Husband, my 4 kids and wife hate me. 5’11 3/4”, beer, P1, love Gordon Keith, Neanderthal teeth, old soul, love me, love you.
Baylor Cockrell @baylor_cockrell
50 Followers 938 Following
jub jub’s fun facto... @sweetcleanpeeo1
37 Followers 179 Following p1. sports. baby arm. fan of non-biased opinions.
Knickers or Nothin' @KnickerorNothin
482 Followers 2K Following Combatting childhood illnesses and disabilities through golf and goofy outfits. Always the 1st weekend of May. 501C3 org founded by Aggies.
Steve 2547 @sdw1961
3K Followers 6K Following Married with 4 kids, 3 with us & 1 in heaven. Ticket P1, local sports fan, likes good music & animals. Voting Blue all down the ballot. No DMs
Stephen Simcox @SimcoxStephen
1K Followers 1K Following
👆🏻❤️🥎�... @wendipeffercorn
796 Followers 3K Following life is a series of fat tuesdays and ash wednesdays. chiefs fan by way of mahomes. swiftie by way of the chiefs. P1 #WreckEm #BeachByNoon
Rockin' Mediocrity @RockMediocrity
670 Followers 746 Following Cowboys | Mavericks | Rangers | Stars | P1 | Dumb fuck (D & J)
Tier 1 P1 @Tier1P1
1K Followers 2K Following Realtor, Dallas sports teams, UNT, P1, Don't let me follow you.
🐠phishyphishphace ... @calLAWayJay
812 Followers 2K Following True love comes with a PRICE .Golfer-Server of prime beef and wines. My wife is a lawyer❤️SPF and ❤️⛳️@buccigross gave me a 🧢. I’ve had 2 aces
SatelliteBoys 📡 @satelliteboys
669 Followers 6K Following Det. Lester Freamon: “A life? A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.”
Paul in uhhhh...... @locomotive78
340 Followers 884 Following P1 first and foremost. Sports lover, sarcastic jerk, dont like what I say dont read it. Most of my followers are Porn bots.....so yeah,, I'm kind of a big deal
Joseph @josephruscitti
1K Followers 2K Following Cowboys/Stars/Rangers/Mavs || P1 || TX ✈️ FL || 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇵🇭 || #NoZeroDays || Enjoyer of Trading Cards and Hockey Jerseys || This is my inner monologue
Steven @TicketChet
164 Followers 505 Following THF. P1. DTID. Disc golf. Play a mean triangle. Leaders: @BJ_owns @NotJackKemp @sportssturm Wifey @brittb1106 RIP Papi RIP Tags
Trevor Watson @TrevorWatso
237 Followers 1K Following
TellMeWhereToTurn @wheretoturnpod
109 Followers 146 Following Official faith based gambling & wrestling podcast of the Dallas North Tollway. episodes https://t.co/HwYtIKAGQ3 [email protected].
DanB @danielbeck83
61 Followers 539 Following
El Chingon @elchingon1616
104 Followers 2K Following If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn’t have invented roller-skates
Matt Greenleaf @OUleaf
343 Followers 793 Following P1/DF/THF. #ForeverFireNico #JerryJonesSucks - Stars/Rangers/Sooners. I will Like your Dog Pics.
David Neal Perez @perez_neal
781 Followers 3K Following Husband, my 4 kids and wife hate me. 5’11 3/4”, beer, P1, love Gordon Keith, Neanderthal teeth, old soul, love me, love you.
ScoTTU🌵🦅🦅 @ScoTTU07
2K Followers 2K Following TTU!! College Football . Texas Country Music . Sometime facetious . Bourbon enthusiast . Anti Big Chili . 1/2 Czech . 1/2 🤷🏻♂️
Baylor Cockrell @baylor_cockrell
50 Followers 938 Following
Stephen Simcox @SimcoxStephen
1K Followers 1K Following
Steven @TicketChet
164 Followers 505 Following THF. P1. DTID. Disc golf. Play a mean triangle. Leaders: @BJ_owns @NotJackKemp @sportssturm Wifey @brittb1106 RIP Papi RIP Tags
SatelliteBoys 📡 @satelliteboys
669 Followers 6K Following Det. Lester Freamon: “A life? A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.”
Trevor Watson @TrevorWatso
237 Followers 1K Following
TellMeWhereToTurn @wheretoturnpod
109 Followers 146 Following Official faith based gambling & wrestling podcast of the Dallas North Tollway. episodes https://t.co/HwYtIKAGQ3 [email protected].
Brad Gilbert @BCGtheFirst
489 Followers 2K Following East Grand Prairie, born and raised. At the soccer fields is where I spent most of my days. For modeling inquiries DM me #DTID #MFFL D2/#1355
Birdcast Sports @birdcastsports
990 Followers 2K Following The Digital Sporting Exploits of Matt and Bryan from Sparrows
George Dunham @GeorgeDunham
103K Followers 478 Following Broadcaster, Morning Musers, Sports Radio 96.7FM /1310AM The Ticket. Musers The Podcast. Songwriter . Sing and strum w/ The Bird Dogs.
dave lane @oldwaver
29K Followers 1K Following Gen X Davey @dfwticket & High T with Old Waver: drunkest music + beer podcast on the internets #HTWOW 🎧https://t.co/PqQzF5xrqP💰https://t.co/OA5LYWZ0gA
Matt Bermingham @MattBermingham
9K Followers 263 Following Master of Bits with Little to No Payoff. Idiot Devil Man. Batman Nerd. 12-7.
Monty @JustinMonty
14K Followers 2K Following @dfwticket radio shit. Sweet Spot daily, Mavs Postgame sometimes , Work in Progress Sundays. 🎱🌮♿️
The Texas Ratchet @Robert612272830
273 Followers 2K Following
Pipper @Pipper1979
47 Followers 181 Following Acting Muser P1 Pro Tem, Closet Extrovert, UNT Alum, Uncle of several, already impartial now
TexScot @tex_scot
392 Followers 516 Following Gen-X, Dumbzone P1 - Glesga Scot🏴/Yank mutt renowned grill master/ handyman/ sharpshooter ⚔️British Army vet💂🏼 @LFC @Chiefs #slavaukraini🇺🇦
MexicanJunior @mexican_junior
2K Followers 2K Following IFB (no bots). P1 @dfwticket, Podcaster @howmanypodcast, Former AMV Maker, Poker Player, Cinephile, Fan of #DallasCowboys #PorVida #AllforTX #TexasHockey
Fake Natalie Maines �... @FakeNatMaines
856 Followers 2K Following TXHS 🏈 expert, Red Raider 🏠’er, craft 🍺 tester, brisket purist, bluebonnet secessionist & E-brake caller on @dfwticket, Ops are my own, just so you know!
Big Witt 62 @RangersWitt
60 Followers 248 Following P1 for life, Dad to my amazing son, and I drive my wife nuts with my “issues” with all things sports.
1310 Ticket Radio (Un... @TicketRadio
47K Followers 641 Following This is an **unofficial account** run by some P1 in the next cubicle over. Official account: @dfwticket
Philip @TNLFFL
574 Followers 1K Following P1 - BBQ Enthusiast - Memphian - Sports Aesthetic Junkie - Militantly against trying to draw charges
marty, @martycomma
996 Followers 550 Following monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, venceremos, he/him, communist,
Ryan Turner @Ryan7Turner
81 Followers 119 Following I’m interested in music, sports, movies, water/snow sports. Native Texan-Ticket/Dumb Zone/Freak(RIP)/IJB P1
David S @NotSoRandomP1
247 Followers 400 Following Fan of Cowboys, Rangers, Mavericks, Stars, Longhorns and Democracy. Resist the Turd Reich. Same ID at the other place where the sky is less gray.
Eli Jordan @TheEliJordan
8K Followers 2K Following Co-Host of The TeeBox on @dfwticket. Editor for @AVIDGOLFERDFW Magazine. IG: TheEliJordan
Richard Aguirre @aguirre1610
462 Followers 641 Following Thank you #1310 for what you do to your bodies.
Steve 2547 @sdw1961
3K Followers 6K Following Married with 4 kids, 3 with us & 1 in heaven. Ticket P1, local sports fan, likes good music & animals. Voting Blue all down the ballot. No DMs
Conrad Shindler @CShindlerGolf
4K Followers 207 Following Former PGA Tour player turned amateur golfer. Dallas Stars diehard. Day 1 P1. 2009 Aggie Golf National Champion.
fatshannon @fatshannon
143 Followers 359 Following cheese and tuna sandwich expert. best friends with @BaseballDo.
Daft Pun @CooperEarlJones
2K Followers 473 Following P1. Dad joke aficionado. Wordsmith. Veteran. Day mode. U2 sucks. I hate being called Court. Not your black friend. I don’t watch YouTube links you send (ever).
P1TGreen @fakeedcarter
159 Followers 220 Following Formerly FakeEdCarter. Be.Kind. Not.Hard. P1 since year 1. Junes is my leader. Lucky to be alive.
OU812 @1locochaz
943 Followers 3K Following Extensive knowledge of various alien customs, societies, and cultures, and considerable knowledge about cosmic abstracts, such as Oblivion.You might like
