Professor Snape @SevSnapeProf
Do I look like a fucking people person? Undisclosed Joined August 2010-
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@annvandersteel And yet you’re STUPID enough to give away the amount of troops deployed to the region. 50 thousand points from Ravenclaw!
Yo momma's so fat her patronus is a milkshake.
Why is there no I in team? Because the little Pixar lamp stomped the shit out of it.
Facebook's friend suggestion section should be renamed to "People you know, but probably hate."
Happy Valentines Day. #ValentinesDay
Dementors are real. Muggles just know them as mondays.
Hakuna Matata is Disney's way of saying YOLO.
Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer.
Slytherins > Ravenclaws > Gryffindors > Administration > Staff > Filch > Pets > Trees > Dirt > Hufflepuffs
When you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.
Yo mama’s so fat even the Dementors can’t suck out her soul in one sitting.
You’re so ugly the Ministry of Magic thought you were an unregistered animagus.
Stuck behind a deatheater this morning...
Na na, honey I'm good. I could have another but I probably shoul-- fuck it, give it to me! #TuesdayProblems
🎶 Wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy *gets arrested*
𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐺𝑅... @DevotedLoyalti
307 Followers 152 Following ———————𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙣!!! #HPRP #unclaimed
mione. @drksmione
254 Followers 870 Following
🛸 S͜͡𝑳𝑶�... @Levitatior
46 Followers 141 Following ❝𝓘 h͜͡𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝔉𝑎𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚❞ || TUA, Sparrow || a world where she survived || Levitated by Valerie || adult admin || ♡:@lunarviator 
Zoji @Zoji369
0 Followers 11 Following
rstebeninski @ralph_stebenne
470 Followers 2K Following Interested in AI, real estate, banking, servicing, Miami Hurricanes and connection to source. All opinions and hobbies are my own.
季海辰 @AJFVVT
24 Followers 2K Following
Leonard Aly @LeonardAly9
0 Followers 42 Following
奔跑的大象 @xfilm007
177 Followers 5K Following
Ken Frenel @FrenelKen
0 Followers 51 Following
⁰¹⁰¹⁰⁰¹¹ @plsletmeread
0 Followers 44 Following
Mark Zacharias @mezacharias
73 Followers 266 Following Head of English, Head of Scholars and Oxbridge. Lots of questions and lots of thoughts. “Lord, I believe; help my unbelief.”
伊索卡尔怀里躺 @ucGN9DtnmwT6QwV
9 Followers 285 Following 打擾了，煩請板板私訊小白原神代肝的ig帳號🙏，那裡是專門處理代肝的🕊️ 記得要關注小白的ig帳號，才能順利收到你的訊息喔，如果還是收不到可以在帖子下面詢問！小白會立刻去找你 https://t.co/My6w6MQGvw 如果不方便也沒有關係🕊️
雅淇 杨 @KikkiYyyq
0 Followers 10 Following
Douglas Anderson @frogman13
58 Followers 389 Following Tweets are mine. I call them like I see them! If you are new freedom and democracy we welcome you to the party, we just don’t trust you to lead the charge!
拓治 @huanghunwujiu
1 Followers 26 Following
Brett Terregino @Brett4763
7 Followers 43 Following
oOOpus @acha_blossomX
40 Followers 260 Following
Esther Sun @clesthersy2
0 Followers 66 Following
nena @Depaysement_wyn
1 Followers 91 Following
cherie waidner @WaidnerCherie
0 Followers 16 Following
deadking @deadkinggames
2 Followers 372 Following me and your mom when me and me and your mom and we and your mom
Pennie Richards @penrich4
11 Followers 131 Following
John @dad3rocks
1 Followers 19 Following
DrJoYoung @JoYoung_21
98 Followers 503 Following #NowTeacher, English Teacher (Secondary). Keen baker and cake decorator.
Pquill @Pquill4
4 Followers 51 Following
LW @suttn_hoo
0 Followers 43 Following
elizabeth oakley @whalewhale1519
1 Followers 51 Following
Tara Matthew @tarap2707
27 Followers 123 Following
Shara Molina @shargirl27
57 Followers 343 Following single mom, doing what I gotta do to raise my handsome, young man ❤❤
Mei @wasiowliao
11 Followers 85 Following This realm is dedicated to the sporadic monologues in my head.
Ekaterina L @KateUSJ
113 Followers 295 Following All math, all the time! Oh yeah, and some French, too :)
Tania @Tania54902265
1 Followers 120 Following
Lotus @PurpleLotus29
1 Followers 60 Following
Sara Jane Weber @SaraJaneWeber1
0 Followers 6 Following
Jen Maree @seren14dipity
229 Followers 286 Following Makeup geek, dessert and carb enthusiast. Opinions are my own 💋
Nick Musak @NickMusak
54 Followers 174 Following Fodbold og cykeltosse, med forkærlighed for Brøndby, HB Køge/Køge BK og danske cykelryttere 💛💙🖤🤍🚵🏼
Lolbot @origami_queen
15 Followers 249 Following Full time mummy...part time worker...somehow that doesn't add up!!
ammasnape @ammasnape
85 Followers 182 Following Alan Rickman simp • pisces • anything Severus does I do • Wattpad: lifeofaneefa • Ravenclaw
ster_schoenmaker @SchoenmakerSter
34 Followers 356 Following Mama vom Motti (Okt13) und jenem Kind, dessen Spitznamen ständig wechseln (Okt15) // Wirtschaftsingenieurin to be// kann nur sehr kurze Witze erzählen// she/her
Fi Rose @fi_fi_rose
31 Followers 295 Following
Sibrina @Sibrina14
1 Followers 70 Following
The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7
1.3M Followers 0 Following Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...You might like
