Dexter Goad @ShadowDogProd

Clearly inebriated. My battery is low and its getting dark. Drunk Reactions: https://t.co/DGQvzaC8aV North Carolina Joined May 2010

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Dexter Goad @ShadowDogProd

2 years ago

Fuck this.

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Dexter Goad @ShadowDogProd

2 years ago

You can confirm what he TOLD your ass.

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+ @_wegotthejaz

2 years ago

god watching you steal welfare money

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Looks like I overestimated the American people. This election isn’t over, but this should have been the biggest electoral landslide in history. It’s like people are actively voting for America to fail.

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derek guy @dieworkwear

2 years ago

2024 your election pants 🤝 me wondering how it's this tight

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Austine @theereal_one

2 years ago

Doctor gonna sprinkle yo toes into the trash like salt bae

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Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B

2 years ago

No weed, no abortions, yall boys living like 1866 down there

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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr

2 years ago

Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed around now and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer

2 years ago

Cyber Command needs to fuck Russia up. It shouldn’t matter who you are voting for, this is unacceptable.

The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller

2 years ago

Now FIVE bomb threats at precincts in majority black Dekalb…

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Flame sorcerer. @HaStyleTweets

2 years ago

The god who sacrificed his only begotten son for our sins? The one who looked out for the poor? Booooy GTFOH

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Sesame Street @sesamestreet

2 years ago

Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and use the next few minutes to escape to a place where the air is sweet. 💛💚

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Chels is on Bluesky @ChelsIsRight

2 years ago

If we went down to hell and pulled Ronald Reagan up for a few hours and told him that RUSSIA WAS CALLING IN BOMB THREATS TO A UNITED STATES POLLING PLACE He would be fumbling around for them codes buddy.

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SpaceSquirrel @sssh_squirrel

2 years ago

Please put me on hold so long that it’s a surprise who I’m calling.

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Rod @rodimusprime

2 years ago

Melania look like me at a professional event pretending the edible don’t have me FLOATING.

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Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer

2 years ago

1. Is there any evidence this is actually happening? 2. Can we talk about how fucking weird it is that the entire MAGA movement is terrified of women?

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TheBlackGuyWhoTips @TBGWT

2 years ago

I heard podcasts are great way to pass the time standing in line.

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Gustavo Fring @zone6nova

2 years ago

Not having a child in my 20s might be the best decision I ever made in my life

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2 years ago

Ngl no kids by 30 thats a red flag lowkey.

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Dexter Goad @ShadowDogProd

2 years ago

Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg

2 years ago

#Giants QB Daniel Jones told his teammates that he doesn’t vote. Malik Nabers turned around and said so your decision making is just as bad off the field too? Everyone laughed, great moment.