captain annie @ShaiConley

26|My life is a literal mess. I make a lot of minor bad decisions which is rather hilarious. I hate Tuesdays with a passion. Colorado Springs, CO Joined July 2016

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captain annie @ShaiConley

2 years ago

Happiest of birthdays to my goofiest goober!

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2 years ago

They had their first wellness check today and they are EXHAUSTED!!! But they did really well! Both are healthy! #guineapig

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2 years ago

Pro tip men: get your girl’s finger size in a caliber. BF’s shim fits perfectly on my index finger. My finger is a 30 caliber.

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2 years ago

I got Guinea pigs and I love them

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captain annie @ShaiConley

3 years ago

This makes me so happy my boyfriend actually tries when he can. We both go to doctor’s and both meet teachers.

kie @criminalplaza

3 years ago

this is actually sad

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captain annie @ShaiConley

3 years ago

I love buffets so much

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3 years ago

Cleaning the bathroom on a Wednesday night is not what I expected today 🤦‍♀️

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3 years ago

For context there is no crossing I25. Cars are a minimum of 65 MPH.

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Helping out my boyfriend’s mom with work today and I normally WFH so here’s some fun things I saw on the way. 1. A man going under the speed limit to look at a woman’s booty while she’s walking the dog. 2. 2 interesting cars 3. A shirtless man crossing I25

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captain annie @ShaiConley

3 years ago

Or places that don’t have bathrooms like in strip malls

KC Davis @KCDavisSays

3 years ago

My 5 year old has started asking “why are there no small potties here” anytime we go to a public restroom and its got me noticing how inaccessible so much of the public space is for children.

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3 years ago

I had an amazing opportunity today to ride in a drift car!

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🎏 | autistic gay wizard @wizardsofautism

3 years ago

being direct with Autistics: indirect: this place is a mess and i have work! *sigh* i dont know how im going to get this all done (implying they want help cleaning it while they’re gone) VS direct: the house is messy and i dont have time to clean it, could you tidy up please?

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captain annie @ShaiConley

3 years ago

Kansas City was loads of fun! @notchrisrivas

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3 years ago

If this was a stuffy I would buy him immediately

beebo @keeby_z

3 years ago

he is him

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3 years ago

@katelynfernandz And say “wow thank you I love it. Will cherish it forever”

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3 years ago

The local brewery has stamp cards for the train that rolls through (10 stamps and you get a free pint) and sometimes I think the train likes it when everybody cheers for the train.

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3 years ago

@katelynfernandz The fact that this would happen to me and I would just let it too

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3 years ago

@WomanWearingRed I was embarrassed at another gym when I couldn’t work an elliptical because I wasn’t strong enough on level 1 to keep it going and it would continually shut down on me.