Sass Jr. @ShellnuQuotes
I'm not funny! Stop laughing at me. Joined April 2014-
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"My dad has exposed me to all the classics; waterboy..."
@lmoaemmalee I never saw this haha I love you
"I mean this in the nicest way possible, but when I look at him I want to punch him in the face."
"I would honestly get up and kill you right now IF I had the motivation."
"I'm not funny! Stop laughing at my jokes."
"You need to think about your first priority. Me. Is there enough pizza rolls in the freezer to last me the weekend?"
"The only thing that could make this night better is a box of chicken nuggets and I think I'm going to get that too."
"*laughs at own joke* Ahh. I love myself."
"I want to get a walrus tattooed on my butt."
"May the power of nipples heal my eyes."
"I'm one misspelled tweet away from unfollowing your ass."
"I'd rather piss myself than go into Walmart's bathrooms."
"Do you think Advance Auto Parts has a pee station!?"
Doug Robertson @DougRobertson77
95 Followers 77 Following Geek by Profession, Dork by the Grace of God. Charter member of the BOMBSQUAD
Appreciate Gratitude @2thank
370K Followers 342K Following There are many people who should be appreciated, given gratitude and recognition, for who they are, what they do and have achieved in life.
Marcelito @tunch80
23 Followers 242 Following
when emma falls in lo... @manugubat
651 Followers 1K Following record holder for longest nap in adverse conditions
👻〰👻 @sally_cat35
50 Followers 92 Following Love bands bro. I don't know how to function in society. TIC TACS DONT HELP ME FIND YOU
Chynna Marie @chynnaxmarie
1K Followers 837 Following Product Marketing @ Disney 🏰 Content Creator obsessed with Disney and video games 🇵🇭 All opinions are my own
Princess Sommer👑�... @RealLifeSnow
907 Followers 206 Following I'm a 5 year old in 28 year old's body. Lover of all things Disney. Walt Disney World is my second home. 5/11/16👫💕
Blake Shelton @blakeshelton
16.4M Followers 625 Following The Official Blake Shelton Twitter. You're getting the real BS straight from Blake himself. (And a few official updates from Team BS, too.)
Agent Em-Jay @agent_mj
1K Followers 1K Following Queen of the office potluck. I'll steal yo lawn gnome. Never met a boy band I didn't like. Relationship status: it's pizza. #RIPPrince
Kenzy @kenzycole
350 Followers 302 Following
Appreciate Gratitude @2thank
370K Followers 342K Following There are many people who should be appreciated, given gratitude and recognition, for who they are, what they do and have achieved in life.
coop... @coopxer
3K Followers 2K Following y'all get deja vu from this too? i ain't fucking wrong. ::: https://t.co/r64DVtzj8T
gay jim morrison @ebayscanner
277 Followers 345 Following booking shows & taking pics baby // va @katelyngrams
Mount Vernon Sports @_MVsports
364 Followers 153 Following Run by a graduate and a student for the fans.
Kil The Strange @ForeverntheFIRE
265 Followers 207 Following Upcoming solo project of @brandonkilexxx
⚫️ @martyn2019
3K Followers 1K Following
The Big Dipper @JakeBrown__
206 Followers 89 Following Tattoo Artist // Comic Book Creator @thecoalitionuk
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
62.3M Followers 23K Following The home for The Ellen DeGeneres Show on X. Enjoy the best moments from 19 incredible seasons!
kliggie smalls @kayleighisrad
604 Followers 304 Following can y'all believe my twitter got hacked in the year 2023 (she/her)
Hope Francis @auntie_hope
137 Followers 354 Following Lover of photography, pugs, animals of all kinds. Resist. Sales is my day job. Beat DCIS in 2017. #40not50.
Josh Blake @Mr_Brownstone87
184 Followers 133 Following New Yorker, bassist, writer, and poet. My girlfriend's Norwegian and yours isn't, even if she is.
Art Major @major_art
214 Followers 254 Following
LovaticsSupportGroup ... @Lovatics820
13K Followers 9K Following DM or @ me when you're feeling down. 💖7/12/17 💖 #Lovatics #Swanqueen #BTG #Sprina #RILEYgang , Finance, & DC/Marvel
Beebs @BeebsMoney
8K Followers 7K Following Official Twitter of Vocal Goddess & creative- Beebs! booking:[email protected]
Jack (Shaggy Rogers) ... @JekTurner890
64 Followers 262 Following "Every mystery we solve brings me closer to the realization that the only real monsters in this world are pathetic old men trying to steal money"
Ash @Ashleystephensn
309 Followers 179 Following
SHEETZ @sheetz
454K Followers 100 Following Running on vibez, caffeine & zero shame. https://t.co/u4c1euHsAR
Brionuh J. @brionuhjadya
950 Followers 706 Following Influencer & EntrepreneuHER | Tiktok @brionuhjadya
A N A H I 🌙 @ayyanahislife
108 Followers 422 Following 24. Latina. NYC. I just want live a life worth writing about. IG: anahislife
Virtual Stranger ✨ @hope_ankleknee
1K Followers 505 Following 28 | Aiming for PHD in jar-jar binks | Music Words: @GetAlternative | Glamour Puss (she/her) ✨ | 📧: [email protected]





















