ShitJakeSays @ShitJakeSaid_
A collection of thoughts and quotes from the mouth of Jake Sorrentino Joined December 2015-
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"My feet can't process my brain right now"
"If I evolve, I would probably be a bucket of water"
"I bet Jesus didn't even have a six pack"
"I could sell my thumb for $20 on Amazon"
"Black people can be Jewish, you know"
*drops crumbs* *spreads them out on the floor* "If I can't see them, the ants can't see them either"
*Jake where is your teacher from?* "I think she's from Islam"
"It's a good thing your poop isn't poisonous"
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