Tyler King @SimianRex

@Clearly_Golden My coworker came back from lunch yesterday to relive me and she said "Ugh, I ate so many dumps." It was so off-putting to hear as I was leaving for lunch...

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3 years ago

@annarexxibackup It would have taken way fewer tweets if you'd just said "I'm insecure and demand other people be insecure, too"

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3 years ago

@VividVivka I think it was your deer cosplay on tiktok, then I found out we have several IRL mutuals.

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3 years ago

@MyNameIsGaron Don't fuck the popcorn bucket.

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3 years ago

@Clearly_Golden The fact that you've got 4 people playing on a tiny, wildly uneven surface is giving me so much anxiety.

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3 years ago

@KrissyInColor @thecandacemarie Because a lot of men don't want to acknowledge the fact that a woman can be happy without a man. It's pretty gross.

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3 years ago

@MyNameIsGaron I hear the death animation just hijacks your screen and makes you watch the entirety of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull before you can restart.

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3 years ago

@bigtitsbeck That doesn't sound right, but I'm not a Sherlockologist, so I'm going to take your word for it.

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@Uber_Support Yes, you keep telling me to contact the restaurant, despite me telling you several times that my issue with the restaurant has been resolved. My current problem is that your rep, at Ubereats, hung up on me when I asked if I could provide feedback on the service she provided.

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Tyler King @SimianRex

3 years ago

@UberEats you have the most useless customer service reps. When I asked if there was a survey or a way to provide feedback for my call, I was hung up on.