SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum

lol, k. Featured on over 5k blocklists as of 2021 SF Bay Area Joined December 2011

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Lorgar Aurelian @Lorgarwasright2

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DOA Momiji @momiji_doa

7 hours ago

Whatever happened to this game? I usually see fan Art, discourse, video posts, etc. when a new Fire Emblem comes out. This game however, has been silent on my timeline. Nothing positive but nothing negative about it either. People just pretend it doesn't exist?

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SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum

5 hours ago

Its the magic of 10mm

Mlick @Mlickles

18 hours ago

THAT IS NOT MAGIC BRO SHE HAS A GUN

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SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum

6 hours ago

@JarvaroGort2 I swear dudes like this saw like three girls irl and based his perception of how all women should look on them.

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SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum

6 hours ago

@DAKKADAKKA1 I should have taken pictures of this 'homeless' dudes setup in Oakland where it was basically a two story house made of pallets and a portable toilet integrated into the 1st floor

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Dexerto @Dexerto

11 hours ago

A man dressed as the Grim Reaper was arrested after climbing onto a hospital roof and scaring patients and visitors He was previously caught stealing kitty litter from a pet store months earlier

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𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓 🏴‍☠️ @oldirtyronin

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Lorgar Aurelian @Lorgarwasright2

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SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum

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@superfloob @LookAtMyMeat1 I wonder if they have rifles too

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A Crude Awakening @allengilmer

2 days ago

The guy who invented dial telephones put 250,000 phone switchboard operators out of work. This was the highest paying position for women in the US. The guy who invented it was NOT an engineer or electrician, but rather, a mortician. There were two funeral homes in the town he served… his and a rival. The owner of the rival had a wife who worked as a switchboard operator. Anytime anyone called for A funeral home or HIS funeral home, she would route the call to her husband. He invented the dial phone so customers could explicitly end around switchboard operators and call someone directly. I just love this story.

Stu (Pipeline Promoter) Parnell @Stu_parnell

2 days ago

@allengilmer Wouldn’t this just lead to less cashier jobs? What’s more important, jobs or affordability. Seems you can’t have both

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Not Akira @AkiraToriyama

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>Hire people that hate Halo for "fresh ideas" >Shit all over the IP >IP gets derailed into oblivion >"Why did this happen to us?" Has this approach ever worked? And why do they keep going for the same strategy so many fucking times!

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Jerry Curld ™ @jerrycurld

2 days ago

My new EDC ain’t so crazy after all!!

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shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard

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Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng

2 days ago

It is with heavy hearts that we share that Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi passed away on August 2. The legendary racehorse's legacy serves as the inspiration for the character of the same name in Umamusume: Pretty Derby. We share our condolences to all the staff involved in Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi's care.

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Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2

2 days ago

If you aren’t, you’re ngmi

Gabe the Austro-Arabian Autist. 🇺🇲 @TrueAutistry117

3 days ago

@DocStrangelove2 You're concealed carrying a MK23 right now, aren't you?

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SimpleConundrum @SimpleConundrum

2 days ago

@WeaponOutfitter Im gonna laugh if that dude is the reason shoulder holsters make a comeback

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Maw @TheEbonyMaw

3 days ago

I was on the volunteer list for Sunday school at my church today. It was my 4y/o son’s class & there were 2 girls there too. I started asking them about their week. 4y/o Girl: Uh, I went to my uncle’s funeral. Me: Oh wow. I’m sorry to hear about your uncle. 4y/o Girl: Yeah, he killed himself! Me: Oh… 5y/o Girl: WOAH! He KILLED himself??? 4 Girl: Yeah. 5 Girl: Wow! How did he kill himself? 4 Girl: Umm… Me: Uh, girls— 5 Girl: …Was it with a gun??? 4 Girl: I don’t know how he did it. They just told me he KILLED himself. 5 Girl: My dad had a friend who killed himself, and HE did it with a gun. Me: That’s really sad, girls. I’m sorry to hear that. (I see my son sitting there staring off into space.) Me: Hey bud, what are you thinking about? Son: Dad, I want to go somewhere else. (Lmao. Yeah bud, me too.)

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Anil Menon @astro_anil

3 days ago

The Pacific Ocean this morning from the cupola with an iPhone

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RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders

3 days ago

As far as we understand, the guy who engaged the mass shooter in Idaho was running an FN Five-seveN with an Axiom suppressor and seemingly trains or at least dabbles with Center Axis Relock. This is the kind of guy a lot of you would’ve made fun of if his training videos were circulating a week ago. Maybe the better takeaway is that instead of the constant optimization fetishization that gets pushed, we should accept that once your gear is inside a reasonable performance envelope, the practical application of skill under pressure is what actually matters. It’s all LARP until it isn’t and reality doesn’t care about your pursist approved set ups.