Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

Quick-witted & dimwitted in equal measure. Leith Joined February 2009

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

2 weeks ago

I absolutely fail to comprehend rugby. Basically, the Exeter player has just gone & smashed the Northampton player in the head & it's a yellow card for the @SaintsRugby player. I know I'm a rugby amateur but can someone explain this to me?

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

2 weeks ago

Calling Steve Clarke a dinosaur really isn't fair on the dinosaurs. #SCOMAR

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

2 months ago

What the actual lack of taste in music is going on #Eurovision2026

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

2 months ago

Anyone any clue what her kink might have been? #Romania #Eurovision2026

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

2 months ago

Thank you, Sweden. As an IBS sufferer myself I'm really pleased to finally see a song representing me on such a big stage. No, I can't get you out of my cistern. #Eurovision2026

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

2 months ago

An instant classic?! I'm not sure that geezer was even contemporary enough for Butlins #Eurovision2026 #Italy

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

2 months ago

When @Poundland hosts a Shakira concert #Eurovision2026 #Cyprus

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

3 months ago

That match reminded me of Mansfield vs Cobblers play-offs when despite being by far the better side, an official was so hell bent against us we stood absolutely no chance. Unlucky @SaintsRugby

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

3 months ago

@SummersA7 @BathRugby Couldn't get a more blatant yellow

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

3 months ago

Can only think this referee has a few bob on @BathRugby to win the thing, totally biased bordering on suspect

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

4 months ago

We'd genuinely have a better chance playing Eaves & Dyche upfront & just lumping it to them than whatever 'that' was. Playing without a care in the world whilst in the midst of a battle for survival. Unacceptable. Everyone out. #NTFC

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

4 months ago

@TheShoeArmy1897 Yeah but I should know better as someone that normally checks the evidence properly. Unfortunately I wasn't very well over the weekend & watching Nolan-ball drove both me & AI to the edge!

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

4 months ago

Just to clarify, please ignore my thread on the Hotel End which is full of mostly incorrect stats which I regret. Unfortunately AI despises Nolan-ball so much that it went a bit barmy in overselling how terrible we are. But, for further clarification, we are pretty crap. #NTFC

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

4 months ago

@James_ChronNTFC Yeah sorry James it was just AI going bonkers, please ignore.

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

4 months ago

@cobblerben @TalkOfTheTeyn Yeah sorry Ben, this stat was not accurate so I'm having to go back & revise, apologies. We are dogsh*t though that's for sure

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

4 months ago

But if anyone has access to paid opta stats to verify the insane amount of records I believe we're on course to break (mainly lows) please let me know because I would love to be able to fact check them properly. #NTFC

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Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred

4 months ago

Being so bored by watching Nolan-ball, I've been nerding out & doing hours of research which suggests statistically, we are by an absolute country mile the most ugly, least entertaining team to EVER exist since opta stats began. Saying all that, I reckon we'll win today. #NTFC