Andie @SleepyHazel

Wife, Mother, Sister to None. Ineffectual adult conversationalist mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Sleep… GA Joined November 2012

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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob

a week ago

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

3 weeks ago

Americans: so, with "explosive diarrhea" does the weight stay off?

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NASA's Johnson Space Center @NASAJohnson

a month ago

50 years of a nation that dares to explore. 🚀 From flags flying across @NASA’s Johnson Space Center to the patches worn on spacesuits, from the flag planted on the Moon to the one orbiting aboard the International @Space_Station, these symbols remind us who we are and what we strive toward. As America marks its 250th anniversary, we celebrate a legacy of discovery and look ahead with hope — continuing the work that carries us from Earth to the Moon, Mars, and beyond and into the next era of human space exploration.

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Bob Golen @BobGolen

2 months ago

Whoever came up with "penny for your thoughts," "don't nickel and dime me," and "another day another dollar" sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

2 months ago

When I say I’m a runner I mean my mouth.

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Andie @SleepyHazel

2 months ago

@brianmolyvade @poe_collector @shesbonky Oh sweetie, you're so close. Do you think we've never been talked down to before? You'll live thru this, I promise. Maybe try smiling more, men say that helps.

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Andie @SleepyHazel

2 months ago

@poe_collector @brianmolyvade @shesbonky 😂 I was thinking the same thing.

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signüll @signulll

3 months ago

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?” “god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!” “how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?” “omg that sounds delightful”.

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Massimo @Rainmaker1973

3 months ago

Voyager 1 is humanity’s most distant spacecraft. But even after a million years, it will barely have scratched the surface of the galaxy. Launched in 1977, Voyager 1 has been speeding away from Earth for 48 years. It now travels through interstellar space at about 38,000 miles per hour (61,000 km/h) – fast enough to circle the Earth in 40 minutes. Yet, space is so vast that this blistering speed barely makes a dent. In one million years, Voyager 1 will cover about 330 trillion miles (530 trillion km). That sounds enormous – until you realize it’s only about 56 light-years. For comparison, the Milky Way is roughly 100,000 light-years across. After a million years, Voyager 1 won’t even have crossed one-tenth of one percent of our galaxy. It will pass its first star encounter, a faint red dwarf called Gliese 445, in about 40,000 years – and then keep drifting silently onward. By then, its instruments will have long since gone dark, but the spacecraft itself, along with its golden record carrying sounds and images of Earth, will continue its lonely journey.

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Massimo @Rainmaker1973

3 months ago

- Just one dragonfly can consume over 100 mosquitos a day - They can fly backwards - They have nearly 360-degree vision - Their wings inhibit bacterial growth due to their natural structures - They're actually beautiful [📹 malbafont_macrophotography]

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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

3 months ago

The coolest part of being alive in 2026 is how everything is $1000 dollars

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN

3 months ago

I'm begging the internet to stop showing me 5 to 9 morning routines where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and does ice plunges before sunrise. My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed.