Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

I am a teacher and my life is a mess. My main is taken too seriously for me to run my gob, so here I am. I live on music, coffee and rushed lunches. Joined January 2026

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

a month ago

my kids left me sweet little messages and apparently, i'm their pookie... not sure how to feel about that 😅

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

a month ago

i'm in the foulest mood... i got my nails done and they're terrible to the point i cried over it, it's stupid i know. also i wanted to book something, was told to wait and now when we can't book it, they blame me for waiting too long. i can never win

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

a month ago

last day of school

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

2 months ago

kids are shocked Copernicus wasn't american kids are shocked dubbing means characters sound different in every country (not one person dubbing every language) these are not elementary and the day isn't even halfway through yet

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

2 months ago

the dad is fine btw

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

2 months ago

my students started signing off their emails with have a blessed day. today one sent 'hi miss, i won't be at school today, my dad is in hospital after crashing his bike, have a blessed day xoxo' i cant

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

2 months ago

i got waken up at 5am by someone running down the street screaming fire and then a minute later six firetrucks pulled up in front of my building, sirens blaring. id like to point out there was no fire. its about to be a great day!

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

2 months ago

i have been subbing like every single day for the past month, i am so tired.

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

2 months ago

student said if she could travel back in time she would go see 1D concert because she wasn't born yet when they were a band. this job is aging me.

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3 months ago

nobody understands the bond between a girl and the emo bands she listened to when she was 12

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

3 months ago

proctoring MAP testing in 7th grade will give me an aneurysm

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

3 months ago

I feel like I'm drowning, I can't rest bc there's constantly something to take care of. No help, just criticism. I don't know what to do anymore.

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

3 months ago

I always try to be positive and cheerful but the last few months have been hell for me and no one around seems to care. Either I am too dramatic or I just exaggerate, no one believes me when I share with them that I struggle.

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

3 months ago

i had two weeks off but it felt more like two weeks in hell

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

4 months ago

two weeks off for spring holiday <3

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Your Average Teacher @SlightlyOut

4 months ago

one of my students wants to report me to the principal for 'attempted slavery' because i told him if he calls one more person in class a dumb idiot i will give him detention and he will have to work on whatever i give him. this is not a joke.