EnlightenedParenting @SmarterestDad
Joined August 2016-
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@vossgallery_ this is the best advise ever
Partnering tip: missing out on dinner from taking care of a fevered child? Leave a foil packet of dinner on their forehead to keep it warm for later.
Who ever made the transparent cake cover didn’t have a 3 year old
Whoa, Tracy got a call out on Adobe!
Wait, I get a hug every time my child gets scared? No wonder kids end up so messed up?
@prettydamep Thank you! Any additional information you find out, please continue to post. You're the only online voice to mention Cochrane.
Learning goes both ways. Take tantrums for example. Observe how your partner reacts. Will tantrums work for you too? Try it and see! #baby
Did you know that 95% of phantom cries are real only you were too late to help? #parenting
My child is a the wonderful age where he hasn't figured out farts yet. The mysterious noise is an unknown blameless wonder #parenting
I just realized having kids is a ponzi scheme #parenting
Stay constructive and use the time your child is crying to remind yourself how horrible of a person you are!#parenting
Every accident is a chance for your child to learn. Start designing your child's accidents today! #parenting
If the coffee grinder you have wakes the baby, you might need a new one. Consider adoption. #parenting #sponsoredbyjuanvaldez
Children naturally are aware of day light savings. Everyday they woke you too early was their training you for today! #parenting
"Power corrupts, son." "How has your power over me corrupted you father?" #futurewiseass
@LynneRosenberg what's an example pattern you are afraid of?
When teeth come in, teach them they are just loaners from the tooth fairy and they need to leave coins under their pillow to keep them.
Does the growth of the prison industrial complex track perfectly with the children's cribs industrial complex?
Keep an open mind. You never know where that next big idea is coming from.
Remember: contact your doctor right away if your child is crying! #parenting
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