SoberResident @SoberMD2

Church lady: my roommate is in PA school Me: Cool CL: It's like med school but on crack M: Gotcha CL: You learn everything from med school but in only 1 year M: Gotcha, sure you do

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8 years ago

Getting ready for potluck tomorrow with this mean looking king cake

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8 years ago

*trying to be polite at a dinner party* I don't drink allergy Why? Allergy Fascinating, can you have grape juice? Yes So what are you allergic to? Ethanol So can you pump gas? .....got me!

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8 years ago

@soberpod Food, exercise, work, social media

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8 years ago

@AnnaMarie_Panda @MovementDetroit Congrats!

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@houseandhens We're supposed to, but I'd echo what's been said and encourage you to remove the tampon BEFORE entering a coma. When ladies develop a fever and rash after a few days of being in a coma it's on the list of things we say "fuuuuuuuuuu..." about

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8 years ago

@StJohnsPriest No kidding

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8 years ago

@Matt_S_Stephens Yup gotta have a higher purpose, a mission

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8 years ago

@SoberSeriously Yup! I always look around like "who's gonna say something" but then realize I'm the only excited nutty alcoholic in the room and everyone else is just trying to talk about science. Borrrrrrrrrrr-ringgggg 🤪

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8 years ago

By the way I remain an unsigned free agent for any @NHL teams looking to pick up some absolute dusters in the off-season. 🏒🥅

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8 years ago

The gym is good for me

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8 years ago

@ThePrimalMan Hell yeah 💪

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8 years ago

Shared with a patient being medically detoxed that I'm sober and he can be do, that I believe in him. The next day, he was hallucinating stating that I'm his only hope. Perhaps I shared the message too soon. More Ativan needed.