Comedy Pikachu Rat @Somefckingidiot
I'm seriously really fucking dumb. I'm part of the 8. Joined March 2022-
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@AmericanAir has the gayest flight attendants. You could learn something from them, @Delta.
@CarterVailMusic can you retweet one of my bangers? I appreciate your vibe and I just want to see if you'll do it. (anything with more than one like is considered a banger)
@soulxpnk Have you considered locking them in your basement?
Worst part of going to the gym is when they make you put your balls back in your shorts
dogs don't have laps. this realization fucked me up.
The most embarrassing shit is having to correct my kids spelling when they're writing bad words in public.
Every time I accidentally call Peppa Pig "Pepper Pig" my kids make sure I know what a goddamn idiot I am.
Sometimes you edge to completion, sometimes you edge to failure. It's all about that grind mindset.
Satan tempted me by putting a stripper in my hot tub last night. Sorry Satan, the only sin I'll partake in is applied mathematics.
I'm losing my fucking mind right now. Is it "a round house" kick or "around house" kick?
@AddisonGriffit1 I wrote that text with you in mind, actually
Crazy how the mfers who exclusively buy "for men" products and are adamant they're straight as hell... But after a few drinks they're the first niggas talking about comparing dicks.
Looking for won't recommendations that pair well with spicy nacho flavor Doritos. Around the $7 mark, please
All of us are just one fur suit away from being a furry. Kinda crazy how that puts mental illness in perspective.
Apparently "Cum Daddy" isn't an appropriate preferred name for my taxes.
@yeezy_febreezy Also their parentage is revealed in the beginning of the film you fucking idiot.
@yeezy_febreezy Because I'll have you know that Buddy in the first Air Buddies movies also speaks perfect English.
@yeezy_febreezy Do you really want to fucking start this when you know I use this platform?
Do you think Chuck E. Cheese will let me host a gay wedding there on short notice? Do they still offer complimentary tattoos?
Proff.Gh(Iddrisu Abdu... @GhProff
435 Followers 5K Following Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.
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Beat by Strippers @BeatByStrippers
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53 Followers 49 Following careless and unsystematic; excessively casual
Yellow Peril @YawnyDaddy
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77 Followers 357 Following Born to piss. Forced to Piss. transmasc lesbian man
jortmonger @dani_nagahiro
62 Followers 125 Following Danny McBride in the streets, Danny DeVito in the sheets
Offutt Air Force Base @Offutt_AFB
15K Followers 154 Following Official Offutt AFB X (Following, RTs & links ≠ endorsement) Offutt AFB is home of the 55th Wing, U.S. Strategic Command, 95th Wing & 557th Weather Wing.
Dominick Brion @DomBrion
34 Followers 285 Following
MeNMyRC @MeNMyRC1
18K Followers 250 Following RC-135 ops, ICBM tests, Hypersonics, Missile Defense, interesting stuff. RC135 V/W/S model crew-dog. P.S. Worst typist ever...
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.3M Followers 968 Following Check the link in bio to shop our shirts :) Designs I sell are my own. DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
Addeigh Choo Choo @AddisonGriffit1
25 Followers 17 Following
tutthole bickler @KaceCrainNA
250 Followers 436 Following “You know how I like em, wet, wild and emotionally unavailable.” Red Bull costs money but viagra costs more
Beat by Strippers @BeatByStrippers
7 Followers 8 Following
Scott Grimes @ScottGrimes
73K Followers 6K Following thank you for your follow! i am literally following you right now!!! DON'T TURN AROUND!!!!
weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval
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The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars
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ダーリン @mvrillio
40 Followers 63 Following • absolutely fucking feral sometimes • to fuck around is human , to find out is divine •
sloppy spice @_daddyroach420
53 Followers 49 Following careless and unsystematic; excessively casual
Be A Man @bostonbeaman
45K Followers 674 Following 🇺🇸Daily Dose of Manly Advice 🍻👊🏻🇺🇸 ⬇️ Shop + Cameo + Book ⬇️ email ➡️ [email protected]
Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg
14K Followers 232 Following beautiful curious mind. costume designer iatse local 892
Megan @megatronsworld
20 Followers 61 Following not fit for human consumption - women’s health advocate
Yellow Peril @YawnyDaddy
19 Followers 15 Following I literally downloaded this app so I like Daniel Lerew's tweets
Pissmonger @pissm0nger
77 Followers 357 Following Born to piss. Forced to Piss. transmasc lesbian man
jortmonger @dani_nagahiro
62 Followers 125 Following Danny McBride in the streets, Danny DeVito in the sheets
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