jakester @SpacemanJake

a sad, handwritten parody account • he/him • 32 • philly Joined December 2018

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B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin

8 hours ago

Wife banned me from my impression of the ghost of Michael Jackson Puerto Rican impersonator. This house is a prison

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jakester @SpacemanJake

10 hours ago

man colitis SUCK lemme have a beer with no repercussions just ONCE

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Korra was a locked away Avatar with no access to the outside world until she was literally a teenager. When she reached the outside world she had to grapple with the fact that it “supposedly” did not need her and everything she was taught was outdated. Her villains were BRUTAL. She literally fought the spirit of evil itself. She was preyed upon numerous times even by her own family. Lost her bending, lost her past lives unintentionally, survived a poisoning and paralysis, overcame PTSD, and is a representation of what it means to practice personal forgiveness & empathy for your mistakes. Also Bisexual diva. Whats not to defend?

ShamanQing21 @metal_ego

4 days ago

I wanna hear from the Korra fans why shes defendable like fr. To my memory KORRA. WAS. THE. WORST. AVATAR. OF. ALL. TIME. #LOK #Korra #ATLA

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🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2

a day ago

Fetishizing women's feet makes sense to me. Fetishizing men's feet is like okay you're not kidding about the gay thing

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2 days ago

if korra destroyed the world then the world needed to be destroyed

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jakester @SpacemanJake

a day ago

@noctstiel lemme hit it too

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Goldie @GoldieLoxGG

2 days ago

The way this is perfect on multiple levels

xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze

3 days ago

odysseus when the Trojan horse designed to trick and destroy Troy, tricks and destroys Troy

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jakester @SpacemanJake

2 days ago

@TODDGUNNXXX such a good fuck

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Isaiah D. Colbert is on Bluesky @ShinEyeZehUhh

3 days ago

Odysseus: How long have I been here? Calypso:

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jakester @SpacemanJake

2 days ago

@mspiggyhairgif OHHHH YOU BETTER NOT 😭😭😭

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Tyler Mead @tylerhmead

3 days ago

I have many bad qualities, and am tacky in countless ways. That said, I am so relieved I am not a cruise ship kind of gay

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Mike @hammerito

2 days ago

Baptist News Global @baptist_news

4 days ago

Men-only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lust bit.ly/4b2LJ02

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Pop Base @PopBase

3 days ago

Zohran Mamdani reveals to Rolling Stone that Kacey Musgraves is his go-to artist when he's feeling reflective: “Throw on some Kacey Musgraves.”

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jakester @SpacemanJake

2 days ago

LEBRON TO THE SIXERS IS FUCKING CRAZY

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jakester @SpacemanJake

2 days ago

timing is a bitch

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Max Keeble’s Big Mood @guidedblight

3 days ago

I’ll fag out instantaneously idgaf

Pop Tingz @PopTingz

3 days ago

Beyoncé is rumored to release a new collaboration with Lady Gaga: a remix of "Get Me Bodied," for the 20th anniversary of "B'Day” It has been registered with ASCAP.

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jakester @SpacemanJake

3 days ago

#yearning

Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited

4 days ago

This turtle behavior, often called “claw fluttering,” is a courtship ritual where a male rapidly vibrates or waves his long front claws near a female’s face to attract her