Spaghetti Monster @SpaghettiSoFly

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! The Cosmos Joined April 2011

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Spaghetti Monster @SpaghettiSoFly

16 years ago

It is Friday. Time to go grab some spaghetti and chill in my Grace.

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Spaghetti Monster @SpaghettiSoFly

16 years ago

Seeing so many heavenly figures on twitter, I just HAD to join in the divine fray.

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Spaghetti Monster @SpaghettiSoFly

16 years ago

#youknowurboredwhen the evangelist blabbers on and on, and all you are doing is look at your watch and groan.

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Spaghetti Monster @SpaghettiSoFly

16 years ago

or alternatively, do it for me, because well, I AM.

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Spaghetti Monster @SpaghettiSoFly

16 years ago

Instead of doing anything for God, for Him/Her, for whoever/whatever, why not do it for yourself? DO it because YOU want to. THAT'S living.

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Spaghetti Monster @SpaghettiSoFly

16 years ago

I am so awesome, Twitter wouldn't allow me to spell my full name proper. I am just that awesome.

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Spaghetti Monster @SpaghettiSoFly

16 years ago

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and I've come to spread my Noodly Appendages to all who believe!

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