VelvetDevil @SpinVelvet
Pissed as Hell that Great Hill Partners forced my hand in getting a Twitter account. Joined October 2019-
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@inthefade Some that I like to keep in rotation: Bettye Swann - Today I Started Living You Again Lambchop - Backstreet Girl The End’s Not Near - Band of Horses
@DailyLoud He’s been replaced by Bob Zmuda.
The Love Boat
Can you name this TV 📺 Series from just this shot? Hmm 🤔?¿
@MrBlockedOff I’m picturing Ben Roethlisberger but if you fed him after midnight.
@JayPharoah @AJemaineClement My condolences to your family, Jay Pharoah.
@85mf Consider making your stuffing/dressing with focaccia.
@nflmemes Wouldn't this imply that the Chiefs were playing against the refs?
Listening to one album front to back during the daily workout. 6/9/23 - The Messenger, Johnny Marr
Listening to one album front to back during the daily workout. 5/27/23 Treble & Tremble -Earlimart
Listening to one album front to back during the daily workout. 5/26/23 - Echo & the Bunnymen - Siberia
Listening to one album front to back during the daily workout. 5/24/23 Dinosaur Jr. - I bet on sky.
Listening to one album front to back during the daily workout. 5/22/23 - Odessey & Oracle - The Zombies
Listening to one album front to back during the daily workout. The Go Team, Thunder, Lightning, Strike.
Listening to one album front to back during the daily workout. 5/17/23 “Infinite Arms” Band of Horses
Listening to one album front to back during the daily workout. 5/15/23 -De La Soul - Stakes is High
Listening to one album, front to back, during the daily workout. Sunday, May 14, 2023 - “Hi-Fi SCI-FI” by Dramarama.
Had the privilege of keeping tabs on this turkey all weekend.
Instead of having a couple of short urinals and a few more tall ones in the men’s room they should start short and keep escalating in size.
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sam @sam648814080428
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Asif Chaudhary @AsifCha55404254
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mäther @carlysintothat
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Dr Configa (PhD) @Configa
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SPEECH @Speech__
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Nope @KWL_FCG
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Delete MY Account @HamHock42
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Erg @ErgSpin
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Will @willlerch
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John @JuanchoS
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Dr. Sheila Nazarian @sheilanazarian
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Michael Redd @MichaelRedd_
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Bill Simmons @BillSimmons
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Dean Oliver @DeanO_Lytics
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Illinois is broke and... @IsIllinois
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