QUEEN OF STAINS @StainsQueen
It’s better to shit in the sink than sink in the shit. Jokes. Stories. A lot of stains. linktr.ee/queenofstains Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2020-
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I need someone to sometimes tell me I look like shit
I’m watching all 20 of Luigi’s videos (for research purposes)
Can’t sleep, keep thinking about every thought I’ve ever had
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He literally ate my left foot how dare he deny this
Armie Hammer speaks on his cannibalism allegations: “People called me a cannibal, and everyone believed them. They’re like, ‘Yep, that guy ate people.’ Like what? What are you talking about? Do you know what you have to do to be a cannibal? You have to eat people! How am I going
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You think you the shit? You ain’t even the diarrhea
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“Popping your cherry” should only refer to hemorrhoids
Can’t stop, won’t stop farting in elevators
Waiting for Lizzo’s flute apology video
QUEEN OF STAINS retweeted
Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵
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