Storey @Storey33
Mainly in this money pit of subhuman interaction called Twitter for the jokes and laughing at thinly veiled bigots. MPS w/ emph. in IR x.com/Storey33 Somewhere borderline terrible Joined May 2009-
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The overwhelming majority of trad wife influencers aren’t even remotely trad wives and that’s the whole point of propaganda
Nara Smith speaks out after being labeled the face of the "trad wife" movement. 😳 She says she's not a traditional wife, she's a full-time working mom who shares parenting 50/50 with her husband, they both provide for their family, and reveals that he does most of the cleaning
This guy that’s all over the Epstein files lied. GDP is at 1.5%… for reference it was at 2.9% when you were complaining about a trans swimmer
Bitch, YOU did this. TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT IN 2020
Never forget what they did to your kids.
You were vaccinated. Multiple times. How do I know? Because I cooked an event you attended in early 2022. The venue’s policy was: if you wanted to attend unmasked, you had to be vaccinated (this didn’t stop until April that year at this venue). You also had to RSVP well in advance and provide a negative COVID test before the event. So if you were there, you met those requirements. But by all means, keep bullshitting.
Remember: Anthony Fauci was all about “following the science,” until it came to vaccines. He was all about forcing you into compliance, even though we all knew infection was the best protection.
Hunter Biden: "The Trump boys have gotten over $3.9B in DOD contracts in the last 18 months. Jared Kushner who holds no government position is being paid over $110M by the Saudis who we just granted authorization for nuclear enrichment; $6B into a fund."
Katie Phang on Donald Trump's tax immunity deal: Why not agree to the narrow language that would cap this immunity to just conduct up until the point of the settlement agreement? Why? Because it means to me that Trump wants to continue criming. Two. The fact that Trump will not relent on this immunity deal means to me that there's smoke, fire, conflagration, kerosene, wildfires -- it means that there's something there, there, that Trump doesn't want to have exposure for.
Not a single Republican member of Congress has called for his resignation, or for him to end his reelection campaign
Sen. Bernie Moreno's daughter says in a court filing that her ex-husband, congressman Max Miller, grabbed her attorney and that she had to tell him to get his hands off her lawyer. x.com/anniekarni/sta…
Trump Socialism Scheme spreads as Republicans seize control of 7 more private companies. This is the policy that poisoned pre-Thatcher Britain. That Republicans keep spreading socialism across tech sector businesses is deeply disturbing. So too are their record deficits and debt. thehill.com/policy/technol…
Hunter Biden: “This whole Sleepy Joe thing. If that’s the standard, then why aren’t we having the 25th Amendment right now? The man literally falls asleep in a room full of his entire cabinet sitting behind the Resolute Desk and that is not an exaggeration or unfair. You literally can look at the tape of him with an entire cabinet behind him sitting in a chair and he’s sleeping, he’s out”
We are supposed to pretend this is what law enforcement in a free country looks like.
ICE kidnaps 18 year old kid—wearing all black clothes & no badge or ID. "Please help me!" he cries in Spanish. "I am begging you! Is anyone there!" "Help me! Mom please help!" "Mom I really need you right now!" "He's hurting me! Why are you taking me!" "I didn’t do anything!"
If you graduated law school, you’re a lawyer. WTFox? 🤷♀️
JIM JORDAN: Blanche said it's dead. I don't know what else it takes. HUNT: Well, you're a lawyer! Don't you ever tell clients to get it in writing? Isn't that legal 101? JORDAN: I'm not a lawyer either
@TVietor08 @berniemoreno @MaxMillerOH Cuz Bernie love power and Trump more than his own daughter.
🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s DOJ has officially handed over UNREDACTED Epstein-related records directly to federal Judge Emmet Sullivan for private review following a court order in MeidasTouch host Katie Phang’s lawsuit. meidasnews.com/news/trump-doj…
Why did Capitol Police stop a reporter from asking questions? (The answer is because Sen. Pete Ricketts asked them to, but this is a wholly inappropriate use of the Capitol Police.)
@SenatorRicketts sicked Capitol Police on me to get out of answering basic questions!
You know what’s really crazy? Some of us realized this without even having to go to the rallies.
UFC fighter Sean Strickland: When you're at a Trump rally, you're like 'oh, I can definitely see how Hitler happened.' It's a cult
What a fucking piece of shit she is
"I am calling katie frequently to check on her couple time per day. She is very anxious about getting very ill since she is 10 weeks pregnant," Fauci wrote in 2020 about Katie Miller notus.org/health-science…
@samstein Guess @berniemoreno is too busy prepping future Fox News sound bites to defend his daughter......
A reminder that the shameless @KatieMiller has called for Fauci to be jailed. The Millers are just the worst people.
"I am calling katie frequently to check on her couple time per day. She is very anxious about getting very ill since she is 10 weeks pregnant," Fauci wrote in 2020 about Katie Miller notus.org/health-science…
Truly these people are sociopaths
Every man who has a journal is a narcissist. Dr. Fauci was neither my friend nor my doctor, but a work colleague who weaponized my pregnancy and child for his gain to aggrandize himself. As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. I can say with
Europe's national soccer teams vote to boycott future World Cups over FIFA's plan to inject private money into the tournament. Follow live updates. cnn.it/4h6i4GW
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