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It looks like it’s going to be a sunny weekend across most of Britain. Britain is bracing for a full-scale climatic apocalypse this weekend as temperatures rocket all the way to a blistering 20°C. Ah yes, prepare the weather maps that make Britain look like molten lava; water companies who don’t build reservoirs threatening hosepipe bans and health and safety warnings about the perils of the sunshine. Naturally the bulk of it will be endured by myself and millions of other people by getting outdoors and enjoying the sunshine - pruning the roses, hitting a tennis ball, slicing erratic drives down the golf course fairway, a few alfresco beers and risking actual sunlight on the beach like some reckless pre-2020 human. Meanwhile the professional summer hysterics will dutifully issue their usual risk assessments, rustle up some deep red heat weather maps and “stay hydrated or melt” bulletins, all while mysteriously forgetting to mention that a few hours of actual sunshine might top up the vitamin D levels that is essential for good health as most of the British population is deprived of sunshine induced Vitamin D between October and April every year.

🚨NEWS: Jack Charlton’s son has been told to pay £200,000 in inheritance tax if he wants to keep his Dad’s World Cup winning medal. This is absolutely outrageous.

The level of gaslighting we've had in the last 24 hours is absolutely off the charts. You can fuck off with this shit: - "Cueta is in Africa so it's not really Spain" Pearl Harbor is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean so it's not really the US then? - "A lot of them have gone home" If 60,000 people break into your home and then leave that is better than them all squatting in your home permanently, but they still broke into your house. - "They're refugees fleeing the climate crisis" (James O'Brien came up with this gem) No, they're not. If I was fleeing the climate crisis, I'd bring my wife and kids, not 59,999 other men. They want a better life. They can apply for a visa and if they meet our rules, we'll decide which ones we want to accept and which we do not. Otherwise they're queue-barging and can fuck off. - They can't get from to Cueta to mainland Europe because there's a stretch of water and a border there. Uhh, we're letting boatloads of illegal immigrants into Britain on the daily. There is absolute no evidence European countries have any desire to enforce their borders. - It's not a migrant invasion, it's just Morocco doing it on purpose Oh, it's an *organised* invasion. What a relief. Fuck my life.

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Spot on!! 🎯😎😆 I can’t wait for the comments!! Nicklas Nilsson explains the difference between right-wing and left-wing people in spot-on text on Facebook: "If a right-wing person is gay, then he is, and he doesn't care what others think. If a left-winger is gay, then he demands legal changes, protests against everything and everyone, and turns it into a political struggle. If a right-winger is vegan, then he simply doesn't eat meat. If a left-winger is vegan, then he wants to ban meat, halt food production, and protest outside farms and chicken farms. If a right-winger doesn't like guns, then he just doesn't buy any. If a left-winger doesn't like guns, then he tries to ban them, prevent everyone else from owning one, and hates those who do. If a right-winger is worried about the climate, then he flies less, drives an electric car if it suits him, and sorts his waste. If a left-winger is worried about the climate, then he wants to ban fossil fuel cars, air travel, and meat for everyone else, protest outside factories, and demand that the state forces the change. If a right-winger wants to give his children a good education, then he moves to an area with good schools, or chooses a private school, or gets involved himself. If a left-winger wants to give his children a good education, then he demands more tax money from everyone, equal results for all, a ban on charter schools, and protests against every inequality. If a right-winger complains about his job or workplace.. he doesn't. He changes jobs or starts his own business. If a left-winger complains about his job – then it's the boss, the company, or the colleagues who are at fault. He demands collective agreements, strikes, changes for the whole community, and protests against the company so that it suits him. If a right-winger is dissatisfied with his housing or rent, then he moves, renovates, or buys something else. If a left-winger is dissatisfied with his housing or rent, then he demands rent freezes, more subsidies, regulations for everyone, and protests against landlords and politicians. If a right-winger fails with a business or an investment that goes wrong, then he gets up, dusts himself off, and tries again tomorrow. If a left-winger runs out of money on the 24th, then he blames the rich for having too much and needing to contribute more, blames the lottery win that didn't come home last week, and mutters that he has such damn bad luck. If a right-winger sees this – then he sends it to a few friends for a good laugh. If a left-winger sees this – then he tries to argue against it, get it removed, and delete me from Facebook."

Jeremy Clarkson made £144 farming a thousand acres in his first year. In year six he lost five thousand. His own words to his land agent: dispiriting enough to clear a hundred and forty-four quid at the start, and here we are six years on, down five grand. The harvest had been projected at thirty-seven thousand profit. Weather and prices took it. Now look at what that thousand acres has behind it that yours does not. One of the best land agents in the country. A farm manager who has worked that ground since he was a teenager. A farm shop with a queue down the lane, a pub, bestselling books, more than a quarter of a million in subsidy across three years, and a television production paying for the entire thing to be filmed. It is the most commercially advantaged thousand acres in Britain, and the farming still loses money. That figure should end every conversation about British agriculture, and it is the one number that never makes it onto a campaign graphic. Not the glyphosate. Not the pig housing. The margin. Because everything people object to on a farm grows straight out of it. The field pushed to the very edge. The hedge that came out because the government paid to have it removed. The shed instead of the yard. The supermarket contract signed below cost because the alternative was no contract. Nobody intensified out of malice. They were priced into it over sixty years by a policy that decided cheap groceries mattered more than a countryside, and by a retail sector that kept the difference. Britain now grows around sixty per cent of its own food. More than a third of British farmers are past sixty-five. The man with the Amazon cheque cannot make a thousand acres pay. The seventy-year-old with three hundred and no film crew is doing it anyway, and being told by people who have never sold a tonne of anything that he is the problem.

Stuff just keeps on getting older, very much including me. But I’m pleased to report that my heart surgery last month appears to have been a success. I don’t take anything for granted but I’m back at my desk completing the writing of my next book which I’m due to deliver to my publishers at end October. Meanwhile, life goes on! I enjoy meeting and interacting with those who find my work useful. Before the serious problems with my heart had been diagnosed I had made commitments to host three tours in 2027 – to Egypt in March 2027, to Turkey in May 2027 and to Peru and Bolivia in August 2027. Because I must be mindful of my health challenges, I will now be joining each tour for five days during which I will offer two exclusive multi-media presentations and make myself fully-available for Q&A sessions, for individual face-to-face conversations with guests, for signing books and for photographs. Here are the revised details of the three tours: travelsplendors.com/special-guest/…

Joe Rogan says he hated every day of school and only found out he actually liked learning after he left it. To him that’s a design flaw, not a personal one. He says kids spend their most formative years stuck with underpaid teachers who’d rather be anywhere else, and “high school teacher” gets you pity instead of respect.

I am married with a young daughter, both myself and my husband work. -We are not entitled to housing benefit, or any other benefit for that matter. -We do not get free eye tests, free dental care or free prescriptions. -Our daughter is not entitled to free school meals, or free breakfast clubs, or free wrap around care, no help with her uniform. -We don’t get council tax discount, or any other discount. -We don’t get help with our energy bills, or low cost broadband. -We don’t get help with the cost of going to the cinema, or days out at theme parks. -My daughter is unable to play outside unsupervised, because you have failed to secure our borders and the streets aren’t safe. -If I work more hours, I fall into the higher tax band. Why should someone like me, vote for someone like you? @UKLabour @andyburnham What are you offering my family?

🇪🇺 Finnish MEP to the EU: Stop letting video games get "deleted" for good when companies shut them down. Maria Ohisalo, a lifelong gamer, says she can still play her old 90s console games, but tons of newer ones are just gone, killed off when a publisher pulls the server, sometimes without even telling players. Her point ties into the Stop Destroying Video Games campaign, backed by 1.3 million Europeans: if you buy something, you should own it. She is not asking studios to preserve everything forever, just to let games survive once the servers die. Gamers have been saying this for years. It is refreshing to hear a lawmaker say it back. Source: Maria Ohisalo IG / Writer: Julie

Keir Starmer resigns! That’s 7 Prime Ministers in 10 years. If the UK were a corporation, shareholders would be asking whether leadership is the problem or the board still doesn’t understand the problem voters want solved. Immigration Crime Economy

Can you rt this? Maybe we can make a difference

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@David__Osland I’m no economist but I think you might find the cost of the beer would also go up if you did that.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool have made contact with Bayern over Michael Olise and have offered £90M + Cody Gakpo. Bayern Munich have said they will only take the £90M.

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