Diana @SweetDee021
“I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt” Austin, TX Joined June 2010-
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HEB is carefully monitoring the flooding situation in Texas and will do everything it can to keep us safe
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When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things
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grieving & grinding one hell of a combo
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finished a book before it was due back at the library without renewing it #notilliterate
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Not @HEB Butter Tortillas 🔥
Hot take: most store-bought tortillas in the U.S. are trash. 👎
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imagine hating on me and im in my room like this
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“ reading is so peaceful !!” me, reading:
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I’m now officially the relative that is seen once a year.
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i was born to attend concerts and travel, not work a 9-5 🤮
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People nationally wonder why Texans are obsessed with @HEB. It’s because they are the physical manifestation of the motto of Texas: Friendship. They leap into action, no questions asked to help. If you want to know what good corporate culture looks like, this is it.
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They change things up on us quick in this world, so enjoy you’re every minute while you have it.
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At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next
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Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you!?
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