TSAagent @TSAagent
Grabbing security by the balls! The original TSA parody! tsa.gov The Airport Joined November 2010-
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In the TSA we don't call a spade, a spade, we call a defie a defie. Hey, if the hearing aid fits where it, right!? bit.ly/OTfn8r
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Yeeaaaah! You thought the raping was going to end at the airports! bit.ly/p0nXll
"If you keep this up, I'll call the police and have you arrested." Who's got the POWER? Yeah, that's right! WE DO! goo.gl/ArVmw
@TSAabusewatch Cancer is the price we pay to save this country! If you don't like it, you're with Al-Qaeda! goo.gl/AknRS
We're still not sure if this was one of our agent's fetish, or they mistook the 95 yr old's adult diaper for C4. http://goo.gl/uObqk
We're still not sure if this was one of our agent's fetish, or they mistook the 95 yr olds adult diaper for C4. http://goo.gl/uObqk
The best part about harassing the disabled is that they can't fight back. goo.gl/igGvf
@edstetzer The #TSA ain't going anywhere! Once a useless government program tasked with grabbing ur nuts gets approved, it never goes away!
I have to thank the @ForeignAffairs for helping us remind everyone that Osama's death means nothing. The war on clothing must continue!!
@brownpau Just because Osama is dead doesn't mean you can carry fluids on board. Don't get carried away.
"US issues a worldwide travel alert" - Looks like we have to take the groping up a notch!
Obama misspoke, we identified the body through a TSA genital check, not a DNA check. TSA! Fuck Yeah! Hear to save the MF day yeah!
Obama misspoke, it was actually one of our naked body scanners that discovered Osama in Pakistan. They're pretty powerful after all.
You know, I'm starting to think people won't notice the groping - what with all of the nationalism. U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!!!
We would like to announce that, while Osama Bin Laden is dead, we will continue to grab your genitals regardless.
@CMMoffitt Your dead alligator will be allowed on board, so long as I can grab it's genitals.
@farmdwg Dude, 6 year old girls are dangerous...dangerously hot! Ohhhh yeaahhh. The freedom frisks continue. http://goo.gl/KVuW4
"Playing the TSA Cancer Lottery" http://goo.gl/IDbo9 -- Hey, someone's going to win, it might as well be you!
What's 10 times higher radiation here and there? Listen, we're pretty sure we're not killing you so suck it up patriots http://bit.ly/gz8YsK
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