Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five @Table4Five
50+ Bipolar Wife & Mom to LGBTQ kids 🏳🌈 Detroit born, Lansing raised liberal & OG Mom blogger. Here for truth, snark, & to give compliments to celebrities. Lansing, Michigan Joined April 2007-
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@budlight Oh, Bud Light. Whomever captioned this tweet, it's Bud Lights. Plural. You used the possessive and the much-misused apostrophe. Please hire an ad agency with an English major.
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Or like how Amy Schumer comes up with everyone else's jokes.
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