Templeguy @Templeguy45

too irl for the oomfies, too online for the 3d people. any is fine Joined December 2016

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

a day ago

I dunno if this is like a "lobster too buttery" instance or something—but every time I go to the movie theaters, that shit is like dead silent during the film. Like the audience could be packed, and the funniest joke ever could play, and it'll be crickets.

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

a day ago

@elizenosyne Some assumption, and I think you kind of have to be bigger and harry all over to be a bear—though obviously definition changes based on the person. I've been called a cub myself, so I'm assuming that's how it works.

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

2 days ago

@elizenosyne No, and I'm guessing you'd be a cub if anything.

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

4 days ago

@ummm_uh "You know that thing when there's a judge on Drag Race and they tell a story," is really fucking funny lmfaooo

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

2 weeks ago

@BonesAndEllie Daddy AF — Bodies Bodies Bodies

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

2 weeks ago

People defending this, saying that it theoretically could be real—but I've never seen a more blatant example of AI writing.

nev⁷ 🪭 @wildflwrnev

2 weeks ago

spotting ai use in fics is so easy and kinda funny now

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

2 weeks ago

Like I was watching this artist give a storytime and she jumpscared me by playing an Asm*ng*ld clip with a positive connotation. Scary stuff.

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

2 weeks ago

On YouTube—at least seriously browsing it, not just watching lyric videos or Very Delta—for the first time in a few months and uhhhh why is everyone a chud now.

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

2 weeks ago

Only one chop so good

cob @sillierdeadite

2 weeks ago

original horror is thriving

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

2 weeks ago

almost crashed out on co-worker, but didn't.

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

3 weeks ago

@stardustries would Oculus count?

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

3 weeks ago

@jululuian98 Wait Jaidynn's is so good

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

3 weeks ago

I would be so much more forgiving towards chronically late people if they were honest in the moment, instead of either blanking you, omitting details, or flat-out lying. "Hey, about to step in the shower! Find something else to do in the meantime," takes like one minute to send.

matargashti-pilled 🇵🇸 @dilrhubarb

3 weeks ago

I'm so tired of lateness being viewed as a moral failing. I've been shamed for it my whole life because it's framed as "disrespect" (and no, it hasn't helped me be more punctual) and if I lost out on a major life opportunity because of it I don't think I could have ever recovered

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

3 weeks ago

Not saying mother for an ENTIRE minute challenge

Darienne Lake @dariennelake

3 weeks ago

For the most part, we’re a bunch of men in makeup. Who gives a fuck? Art is subjective.

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

3 weeks ago

Leviticus if it was actually a horror film Ryan: Naim, how do you feel about kink at pride?

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

3 weeks ago

Yes.

nathan 🇵🇸 @moveimemo

3 weeks ago

did I miss something ? is the babadook gay ?

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

4 weeks ago

@ben_eales Unfortunately one of the few songs where the Bart Baker parody is actually pretty funny, so I always default to those lyrics.

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

4 weeks ago

@ben_eales I mean, I don't think it's as undeniable as Sinners, but I think there's a lot of cultural relevance and acclaim to it that'll make it a classic. But since you disagreed with me, out of spite, my answer has changed to Project Hail Mary.

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Templeguy @Templeguy45

4 weeks ago

@Kiing0fDreams @AtlantisFell One big reason is that boyfriends tend to get similar haircuts/similar styled facial hair, so it makes two people who kind of sorta look alike, look REALLY alike.