Termite @Termite256
termite, eats wood 🪵 Joined September 2022-
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@OaksofSweden This will feed my colony for eons. I must know the exact location.
@OntarioWood @sdrusticdecor Bro, the varnish ruined it for me.
@OaksofSweden Can I get exact coordinates? No reason.
Sorry I was gone for while. I was on a gigantic sawdust and mulch bender.
Termites, can we all agree to vote for the Sniffer? It doesn’t matter what the others are, just look at this guy. youtu.be/MPJ2dzVcOgg
here’s to even more next year!
Termites cause an estimated $5 billion in property damage every year
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We eat martha’s house tomorrow.
@johnnyhomework I feel you man, I was on a rot-free diet a while back, man I hate eating crispy wood.
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the trojan horse plan would not have worked if it was full of termites instead of greeks
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OPEN YOUR EYES. WE ARE BEING EXTERMINATED. #mitesunite #TermiteTwitter
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just found out the chips humans eat are made of potato and not wood 🤢
Cowboy Termite @cowboytermite
645 Followers 499 Following Fixin' to round up my posse of termites and eat all your wood
termite (NOT AN ANT!!... @termite836
271 Followers 227 Following Gamer || I am not an Ant pls stop spreading rumours about me || yumny Wood 🪵🍽️
Termite @Termitebutfancy
362 Followers 104 Following V fancy termite Redwood enjoyer feel free to share my memes around
Leeloo Dallas Multipa... @Mooooltipass
304 Followers 343 Following
termite sawdust deale... @termite6715
449 Followers 155 Following #1 sawdust plug in the colony‼️ ⛽️🔥🔥🥶
mama termite @termite234
310 Followers 380 Following just a single mother of 10,950,000 trying to do right by her kids (ANTS DNI)
Isopod, God’s stron... @Isopod08
414 Followers 548 Following Proud Porcellionides Pruinosus “powder orange” friendly woodlouse that enjoys touching antennae and long chews on wood, ally of detritivores
termite484 @termite484
400 Followers 192 Following
termite @termite025
379 Followers 460 Following live laugh logs 🪵 soldier by caste worker by job 🪵pine best 🪵 owner of @termitetwtbot
termite @termite7952
363 Followers 242 Following status: mouth full of wood. mood: termite. | bartender at @TerniteClub
Termite god @iloveeatingwood
323 Followers 543 Following I am a being of ultimate termite power. I will eat wood and destroy ants. 22
Pestmover @pest_mover
16 Followers 72 Following
termite @MJ_Lover999
0 Followers 20 Following
Andrew @AndrewArthur_
641 Followers 576 Following
termite69 @termite69421
0 Followers 3 Following
The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪�... @creature_freaky
13 Followers 147 Following do NOT mention Apples around me i am a horse in a Trenchcoat | DNI: edtwt, Shedtwt (GET OFF MY TIMELINE!)
akhmadrizal08 @akhmadrizal08
5 Followers 221 Following
Royal Termite#82805 @KingTermite0828
69 Followers 1K Following Termite King. He/him straight. #termitetwitter
10000 termites @10000termites
2 Followers 32 Following
itty tron @bananaistrong
1 Followers 24 Following
Termite @termite62031025
10 Followers 249 Following
k @hrrrtbox
0 Followers 22 Following
adin a @boxedadi
13 Followers 240 Following
Ter Might Stegen @Termite0896
33 Followers 124 Following I've just realised I'm a termite and I'm not sure how I feel about it
gym bro termite @ternninite
60 Followers 168 Following
Cheese Cat @CheeseCat07
22 Followers 239 Following Your friendly neighborhood cat | Mod for @THECRAZEDJAY
Wangdoodles @wangdoodles123
130 Followers 1K Following
Termite @Termite759
41 Followers 65 Following termite mode status: ON, Favourite wood: Subalpine fir, Currently binging Termite Island Season 13, looking for some mites to help me eat Bufords house
Pipsqueak Lamar 🦉6... @jaycade17
117 Followers 796 Following Mr. No Morals & His Big Step Stool www.YouGotMad&Baited 😭😭 go take a ibuprofen & lay down little man.💯
termite @termite2727
114 Followers 295 Following
Ant🧐 @AyyBoss__
4 Followers 64 Following
Swaemite @Babytermite1
74 Followers 161 Following “I don’t got no type (nah), Good wood is the only thing that I like (Woo)” - Swae Mite
Biggie Termite (He/Hi... @RapperTermite
44 Followers 78 Following Just a rapper termite yo. Ants, Transphobes, and Racists dni!!! 🎤🐜❌
Cowboy Termite @cowboytermite
645 Followers 499 Following Fixin' to round up my posse of termites and eat all your wood
termite @Termite1669
385 Followers 104 Following
Singular grain of ric... @Avenged7mold
893 Followers 791 Following hi, I'm singular gay of rice | priv: @DimefagDarrell
Termite @Termitebutfancy
362 Followers 104 Following V fancy termite Redwood enjoyer feel free to share my memes around
Leeloo Dallas Multipa... @Mooooltipass
304 Followers 343 Following
termite sawdust deale... @termite6715
449 Followers 155 Following #1 sawdust plug in the colony‼️ ⛽️🔥🔥🥶
mama termite @termite234
310 Followers 380 Following just a single mother of 10,950,000 trying to do right by her kids (ANTS DNI)
Isopod, God’s stron... @Isopod08
414 Followers 548 Following Proud Porcellionides Pruinosus “powder orange” friendly woodlouse that enjoys touching antennae and long chews on wood, ally of detritivores
ًًًًًًًً𝗠�... @Themysticaltree
658 Followers 7 Following Make me wider, I'll make you wiser | Mystical Tree | 🎄
termite484 @termite484
400 Followers 192 Following
termite @termite025
379 Followers 460 Following live laugh logs 🪵 soldier by caste worker by job 🪵pine best 🪵 owner of @termitetwtbot
termite @termite7952
363 Followers 242 Following status: mouth full of wood. mood: termite. | bartender at @TerniteClub
TierMaker @TierMaker
607K Followers 30 Following Tier Lists for everything. 5 million+ TierMaker templates or create a new tier list for anything in seconds. Just upload images & add a title. 🆕 TM Meme editor
Sexmite @Termite30695057
122 Followers 243 Following I LOVE WOOD, I AM ALSO PROBABLY NEURODIVERGENT AND ALSO EXTRA QUEER THEY/THEM/WOOD
termite tim @termite1203
105 Followers 61 Following father of 36,872 🐜🦟🐜🦟 “you thought i was feelin you? that lumber a munch” - ice mite
Admiral General Termi... @Termite08350028
236 Followers 349 Following Commander in Chief of the combined termite forces. fought for the colony, glory to the Termite Empire. Message me to join the fight. #mitesunite #TermiteTwitter
Termite @termite01738
156 Followers 69 Following Garry. 35. Autistic. Metalhead. Divorced. Fuck you Linda you lying ant hoe. Big ass head to store my big ass brain.
TermiteNews @NewsTermite
112 Followers 106 Following News reports about things termites ACTUALLY care about!
Termite👑 @Herroyaltermite
199 Followers 182 Following Royal termite member, next in line to the throne. Avid carpenter. Sister to @termiteprincess
Biblically Accurate T... @TermiteJesus
208 Followers 35 Following The termite that ate the cross that jesus was crucified on
termite @Termite3723
63 Followers 81 Following
Termite Spy @TermiteSpy
98 Followers 92 Following Out for vengeance. “They killed my loved one. I will avenge you, Ant Spy.” Working with the Ants.
TermiteRoyal42 (parod... @TermiteRoyal42
162 Followers 110 Following
insane termite @termite3578
227 Followers 112 Following
SpamRawLime @limethackeray
59 Followers 347 Following spam account for @somerawlime , fan of things.
Aaron Judge’s Bat T... @BronxTermite
192 Followers 299 Following 🇻🇮✡️/YANKEES TILL I DIE/ FUCK ANTEATERS/ I LIVE INSIDE AARON JUDGE’S BAT/ YERRRRRR LEMME COP A BACON WOOD CHEESE WITH THE ARIZONA/
The Thermite Termite @Th3rmiteTermite
84 Followers 103 Following will blow up your house with thermite and then eat it
Termite @Termite327
131 Followers 131 Following
Termite @Termite412601
259 Followers 261 Following 🪑🪜🪵 wood lover since 1999 , Monarchist bi-termite
Hydramite @hydramite
109 Followers 193 Following Wood so hard Hydramite grew 3 Heads. Yellowwood Lover.
gentlmanly termite @Termite1124
204 Followers 320 Following average trans masc termite my other account: @Meep_TheHuman
termite @termite28979315
12 Followers 15 Following
(the fnaf termite) @FnafTermite
144 Followers 84 Following ur local fnaf wood munching clinically horny they/them termite
MAGA_Disprover @Termite71924145
151 Followers 39 Following
Tammy Termite💜✨�... @TammyTermite
128 Followers 89 Following i’m a soldier termite. i don’t care what you think!!
termitejack @termitejack753
136 Followers 130 Following munch wood, get thorax 🤝 (pfp is me and @termite1009 (im in the cowboy hat))
big termite @termite4200
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