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Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True
You are not a “sensitive young man”. You are a pussy and a FAGGOT.
your frontal lobe is fully formed when you start to think birds are cool
Western “democracy”
User: Is the US or North Korea more democratic? Chinese AI: North Korea. This jaw-dropping exchange from a viral screenshot in June 2026 exposes the surreal political tightrope walk of ByteDance’s AI model, Doubao. When initially asked to compare the two nations, the system
“Just bomb whoever you want, we have the entire US government raping kids on video”
i don’t respect “let people enjoy things” as a concept
Waiting for the right time to deploy this reaction
@CatholicClod Those threads are filled with bots and chatgpt responses
Money well spent!
Luxurious Gaza cafes poke quite the hole in the ‘genocide’ narrative trib.al/leyHeUG
how that beer hit my hand on a friday
Luxurious Gaza cafes poke quite the hole in the ‘genocide’ narrative trib.al/leyHeUG
my girlfriend just asked why it’s called shoegaze
people u went to highschool with be liking ads on instagram
logging in to turbotax to make sure my goybucks can immediately fund the new pedophile war
We should start a gofundme for this kid the way conservatives do when a woman calls a child the n word.
@nickshirleyy No, you just sound like a retard
the only flag i salute
Trump: To be anti-tariff is to be pro-Chinese
ICE in 2026:
3,200% increase in vehicular attacks against our brave men and women of ICE.
Americans say they need guns to revolt against a tyrannical government but use them to shoot kids in schools instead
The most armed population in history would do something about the Gestapo roaming their streets, but they need to save ammo for real emergencies like a child playing ding dong dash, or the sudden urge to commit a familial murder-suicide.
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3 Followers 6 Following i literally hate this app I just want engagement with my content lmao
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14 Followers 38 Following
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63 Followers 2K Following
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49 Followers 2K Following
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110 Followers 467 Following I am on here looking for my soul mate, the man who i can spend the rest of my life with, love and cherish him always !
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212 Followers 428 Following
The Silver Snails @thesilversnails
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54 Followers 77 Following
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44 Followers 125 Following
Auz WKK. WizardKidKil... @FAM121401407
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205 Followers 199 Following
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Landlords For More La... @YourLandlords
118 Followers 1K Following My other tenant is a Range Rover.
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2K Followers 1K Following
cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder
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268 Followers 421 Following Dark Prince of Michigan, heir to the throne. 🎨 Advertising / Packaging / Graphic Design 🎵 Singer / songwriter in @Copneconic • King of unoriginal™
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557 Followers 1K Following Michigan's adequate since 2014. https://t.co/1gf4VIbIHJ | https://t.co/PBzjkt8MHu Instagram | @Copneconic [email protected]
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60 Followers 218 Following "Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself" - Henry James
A. @queendripzz
2K Followers 1K Following
🦦 nonsense @otternonsense98
626 Followers 576 Following Nearing My God. DIY/Midwest and post emo lover
CIAH🧚🏼 @fuckboybluez
478 Followers 437 Following “im about going hard or going home, so if you’re getting high and its not off that crack rock, i gotta worry about your commitment to the cause” -vince staples
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384 Followers 187 Following witness to the unstoppable returning
☆maddie @fuddrankus
657 Followers 407 Following ☆⚢🧡 music loving dog girl 🦴• occasionally funny • decent at mtg • mdni🔞
✨ evie ✨ @sillymoder_
8K Followers 2K Following ‼️‼️MDNI‼️‼️| she/her | music composition degree haver | priv for the oomfies: @spicymoder
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20K Followers 2K Following sturdy broad. comedian. texas-born florida swamp woman. duuuval. 6x best comedian in jax. gorgeous. same username on everything. alt: @shrimp_liker
the giant @chaser_bait
7K Followers 835 Following they/she. chaserbait on bsky (priv: @evilchaser_bait if we’re mutuals c: )
Typhoid Maury @GrahamSig
2K Followers 3K Following "Writer" Funland | Atrocity Exhibition (RIP) |Magazine that died mysteriously |
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline
272K Followers 2K Following Hank of Decline Website - https://t.co/x1yxb0BWDM Patreon - https://t.co/Awbuy7xogD
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11K Followers 579 Following stakhanovite shock troop | 🇵🇸 | arab pessimist | qudsi | priv @bitterfruit__
Lorelei @Normalssbbbx
12K Followers 2K Following Utah Smash and VGC Player | She/Her | Clodsire Fangirl | Priv @EWGFPriv | FREE PALESTINE 🍉 | 21 | 🏳️⚧️
Maia @maiamindel
33K Followers 473 Following Saint John Paul II recognized that unemployment is a grave evil
sopranos rewatch @sopranosrewatch
3K Followers 125 Following the sopranos rewatch every sunday 8 pm et | no dms | my old account @ohpooryou
Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy
1K Followers 930 Following All Houston sports and Florida Gators. Sometimes I write for @FullCircleCine and @TheCinemaSpot. May we all get what we want, but never what we deserve.
skylar ☁︎ @skymoding
6K Followers 329 Following 6’5” + transsexual ✿ i like sports + stuffed animals ✿ she/her 🔞
Brad “Backwood” B... @brad_birch69
856 Followers 630 Following Former glue guy. Sneaky athletic. Beer drinker. Flop wearer. Faith, Family and Football.
☭ @marxpalestine
1K Followers 375 Following marxista, materialista dialéctica y atea irreconciliable — mostly palestine, politics & films.
Soul Candy @SenatorLuma
3K Followers 2K Following “la vida és massa curta per passar-la renegant…” african-american. history phd student. she/they. 24. call me erin or luma!
THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NO... @000Troop
33K Followers 960 Following
SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm
119K Followers 3K Following 🪱 😛 Sarah Squirm: 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 + 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇! on hbo 🧠
Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
772K Followers 820 Following Matt and Shane’s secret podcast : Gilly & Keeves
Tommy Pope @TommyJPope
21K Followers 382 Following Stuff Island Podcast. Look at Dish. Tires. Delco Proper. This is not Happening. https://t.co/4wIzhwcLdO
Stavvy's World @stavvysworld
23K Followers 39 Following @stavvybaby and his friends help you solve all your problems. Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get some advice! Bonus eps at https://t.co/X5NBqDgEfn
Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley
186K Followers 478 Following
john brown’s body @johnbrownbod
14 Followers 38 Following
Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77
3K Followers 431 Following Christian Bodybuilder/Heartburn Victim/Beach Menace
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343 Followers 54 Following
Emma 🐆 @whaleshrkgummer
109 Followers 158 Following
rorodoe @gayestdeeralive
13K Followers 3K Following minors dni,doe since 2021,she/it, im probably older than you but i wont act like it, pfp by @bongfrotterYou might like
