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In Nolan’s rendition of the Odyssey, Paris asks Helen to turn off her Bluetooth speaker on the Trojan subway system and she stabs him 27 times
“What a long day at work, I think I’ll let my guard down and close my eyes on the subway home, just for a moment…”
Ah. Thats why he was in the Super Bowl. The dems spent millions on that gay cringe ass open borders show.
🚨 Bad Bunny’s streaming numbers have fallen 78% across all platforms since USAID was dismantled.
Dems: Something something … foreign powers are interfering in our elections .. something something.
So electing Mamdani was all part of a "jihad" and now THEY'RE admitting it. That's funny... I thought saying things like this was "islamophobic." Guess not.
Zohran Mamdani’s intern Hadeeqa Arzoo Malik reveals that electing him was all part of a Holy War and jihad: “This is all jihad, this is all ibadah, this is all counted by Allah. How committed am I to this? What am I willing to sacrifice for this noble cause?”
Islamophobia does not exist. It is a weapon to gain power by deflecting away Islamic terrorism, rape, murder and other Sharia Law anti-Women anti-American crimes. They are very Christianophobic.
🚨 BREAKING: Virginia State Senator Saddam Azlan Salim (D-Fairfax) has introduced Senate Bill 624, legislation that would define "Islamophobia" within Virginia's assault and battery laws while requiring law enforcement to track crimes allegedly motivated by anti-Islam bias. For
She is France’s last hope
🚨Marine Le Pen's poll numbers have SKYROCKETED Before the last Presidential Election in 2022 Macron was on 27% Le Pen was on 23% She's currently sat on 36% Her nearest competitor is on 16% France will deport millions
THIS is the Trump I voted for.
Ozempic did to the Body Positivity movement what police body cams did to the Black Lives Matter movement. I will not elaborate.
The number of R*pes recorded in England and Wales: 1960 = 623 1970 = 884 1980 = 618 1990 = 1,554 2000 = 4,711 2010 = 14,624 2020 = 55,130 2025 = 74,265 Fuck diversity, fuck immigration from 3rd world shit holes
Justice Barrett has made it clear she cannot handle being on the Supreme Court. Her fear will affect her decisions.
Mamdami giving himself an +18% raise is exactly what I’d expect from a socialist.
Guaranteed rematches all around.
"We grow beards because we are all gay." -typical islamic scholar
"Men without beards may cause 'indecent thoughts' in other men because they look like women." Islamic scholar in Spain argues that all men must grow a beard like his for this reason. Thoughts?
Tom Brady reveals the brutally honest talk he had with a Michigan sports psychologist that turned him from a benchwarmer into the GOAT. Brady's transformation started with one change: the way he thought. "I sit on the bench my first year, and I really had—I would call it—a lot of self-defeating attitudes and behaviors. I always had an excuse. 'Coach doesn't want me in there.'" "I had a sports psychologist. His name was Greg Harden. I would go into his office every Tuesday, and he would say, 'Tom, I like you. You work hard, but you have a shitty attitude.'" "'How about you start worrying about what you can control and stop talking about the other quarterbacks, stop talking about the coaches not putting you in.'" "If they give you three reps, you do the best with the three you get. Quit bitching about you only getting three or you going in there with the backup receivers. No one cares.'" "'You treat practice like it's a game. If you throw a touchdown in the two-minute in practice, you celebrate like it's the game.'" Brady never approached it that way before. Then "sure enough" everything changed. "Mmy energy started getting way better. I was bringing juice; I had the right attitude." "Then all of a sudden, I'm bringing the juice, man. Every day, boom." "That [mindshift] really helped me get better." The road to 7 Super Bowl rings didn't start on the practice field; it started in that very office…
Mamdani on why rape is up in NY: "A lot of it is from expanding what counts as rape"
Still the greatest post of all time.
my life changed the moment I heard someone say that working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate
When it’s 105 degrees Europeans die of heat stroke. When it’s 105 degrees Americans down a 6pack and mow the lawn shirtless. We are not the same.
Bison have no lateral movement, hesi to the right & sidestep to the left. Hope the tourist is okay.
A tourist was seriously injured after a bison tossed them about 8 feet into the air in Yellowstone National Park. The attack was captured on video by photographer Mike Macleod.
There’s an episode from Cheers where Frasier and another guy are quoting from Richard II and Cyrano de Bergerac. 34 million Americans watched this episode.
Ten years ago you could make jokes about Jane Eyre and Dracula on twitter and most people would get them; nowadays I have to explain references to Alice in Wonderland and The Hobbit as if we’re living in a very on-the-nose film adaptation of Fahrenheit 451.
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