Mummy Dear @ThatMummyLife
life, spicy chips, ghosts, history and jokes 🇨🇦 twitter.com/search?q=from:… Medieval Times Joined May 2018-
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@dadmann_walking Sandwich peanut butter between two slices of banana, dip in chocolate and freeze it!
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My interests are surprisingly consistent: haunted places, old buildings, and being home by 9.
Me vs. me has been the longest running rivalry of my life.
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O Canada. On Canada Day. At Rogers Centre. Actual goosebumps 🇨🇦❤️
Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦 If you’re reading this… sorry for interrupting your barbecue. #canadaday
@KerynaB At least during the school year it’s only from 3-8 pm (mine aren’t teens yet, I know late nights change that 😟)
During summer break, the pantry door gets more exercise than anyone else in my house.
@DadOps95793 Resting heart rate non existent
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[police chasing man on foot] Police: STOP RIGHT THERE! Man: *breathless* Oh God! I can’t run anymore. Police: *grinning* sounds like you need... arrest.
@AnneHatfieldVO @dadmann_walking Need to make sure everyone around you saw it too
@Jolly_Rancher 🤔 Maybe you can send me some… you know for scientific research? Just to be sure.
I keep opening the fridge hoping someone else stocked it.
If we are talking, the pause in my sentence isn’t for dramatic effect. I’m waiting for the noun to arrive.
@DadOps95793 We’ll be waiting a long time.
My body has entered its “Blue Screen of Death at 3 am.” era.
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