Andrew Lauck @ThatOneAuthor

Dad to an amazing daughter. Published author, website manager, SEO specialist, actor, teacher, 8+ years with a camera...I just do things. andrewlauck.com Texas Joined August 2020

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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden

a day ago

I guess I should tell you to read books at some point. There, I ✨marketed✨

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i like food @messedupfoods

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The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2

4 days ago

Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable. Barely any local businesses left, just endless vape shops, tacky nail salons, dodgy phone retailers and the obligatory Turkish barbers, most of which never see a single customer and barely even bother to maintain the pretence of being legit anymore. A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime.

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Andrew Lauck @ThatOneAuthor

5 days ago

Yes.

𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘁 of North @Itssan17

5 days ago

Be honest, do you want Zack Snyder to come back ane save the DC universe?

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Introvert Apparel @IntrovertApparl

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Andrew Lauck @ThatOneAuthor

5 days ago

@youlooklikeamom Exactly. Seems like everything that requires a password gets hacked, usually because of a data breach on said everything's site.

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Andrew Lauck @ThatOneAuthor

5 days ago

Release the dad. Execute the rapist. It really should be that simple.

Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol

6 days ago

🚨WHAT ON EARTH?!!! An Ohio dad who HUNTED DOWN his 11-year-old daughter's r*pist... ...is sitting in jail on a HIGHER bond than the man who r*ped his 11-year-old daughter AND AN INFANT. Yes, you read that right... the FATHER has a higher bond than the man who r*ped his

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Andrew Lauck @ThatOneAuthor

5 days ago

@stephenRB4 Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I've enjoyed almost every Nolan film, and I love the story.

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Andrew Lauck @ThatOneAuthor

5 days ago

Finally started the next section of this anthology off right, so 1k words down and many thousands to go. 😅 The final product will either be awesome or trash.

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beauty🤍 @beautyskillz

2 weeks ago

If you’re a guy in your 30s who still gets excited about a new game, LEGO set, football match, D&D session or whatever hobby makes you feel like a kid again… Don’t let anyone convince you growing up means giving it up.

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Nux @mherlihy0816

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Natasha Carter @NatashaCL7

2 weeks ago

You are not terrified enough about the ramifications of this.

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

2 weeks ago

AI companies are quietly obtaining rare books, ingesting their contents, and then destroying them, even if they're exceedingly rare, per FORTUNE

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dank @cptdankkk

2 weeks ago

Vin Diesel says Universal rejected his $10,000,000 offer to buy the Riddick franchise before giving it to him in exchange for a Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift cameo “There was a point where I called Universal and I said, ‘Could I give you $10 million to get Riddick back, if you really think that The Chronicles of Riddick didn't make a huge profit or make any money back’” “They said, ‘No, we can't do that for you.’ I was like, ‘Oh man, how am I going to make this. People are wanting Riddick, but I don't have access to the property. It's on the shelves at Universal’” “Then, about a year after that, they asked me to come and do this cameo in something called Tokyo Drift. They were convinced that the franchise was going to go to DVD. They just needed me to do this cameo to make that opening weekend” “At midnight before I did the cameo, my manager called me and said, ‘If you do the cameo, they'll just give you Riddick. They don't plan on making it. They'll just give you the property back’”

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JayJay⛓️ @theJayJay0x

2 weeks ago

Ryan Gosling reveals he tried hiding from a Hollywood party in the kitchen... only to find Sylvester Stallone already hiding there "I was sneaking into a thing I had to go to and I went through the kitchen, and Stallone was hiding in the kitchen as well" "We both didn't want to be at this party, so I got to talk to him" "I thought it was like a secret move, Stallone had beat me to the punch" "He was just like owning the kitchen, but it was cool, got to talk to him"

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Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad

3 weeks ago

A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug 🥹

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Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak

3 weeks ago

when you upload your resume and still have to retype your entire work history

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Andrew Lauck @ThatOneAuthor

3 weeks ago

@byMorganWright I tried 2nd POV in my first book. I made it about 5 chapters then quit, and had to go back and change the first 5 to 3rd for consistency. 😅🤦‍♂️