Carl Ford - Accountant and Financial Educator @TheCarlFord
Award winning international keynote speaker and accountant. Superhero nerd, sports fan and fitness geek! Founder of @cfaccser carlford.biz Tamworth, England Joined April 2009-
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The one that’s reality and not a delusional fantasy and twisted narrative
As we approach the summer holidays, i was wondering how business owners approach it. We see some very different approaches: - Some take it as downtime to spend it with family - Some have it as a quieter time so focus on business development and catch up work - Some just carry on as normal I’m sure there are more approaches too, but those are three common responses. So I’m doing some research as part of a research project for a client, what’s your approach to the summer, particularly the 6 weeks holidays? #Accountancy #Bookkeeping #Payroll #FD #FinancialDirector #TeamCFAcc
@MetalGuru17 @zarahsultana Thanks Zarah, oh wait... yeah, yet again she can't be bothered to respond.
Captain's Log: 260622 Last week was manic, but enjoyable! The week consistent of working on a lot of projects under the Fractional Financial Director Service (Virtual FD) that we offer, this included research into opening new markets to boost sales potential with two separate clients. We're also approaching the end of the first quarter of the tax year, that means that clients need to check in and see how they're progressing but this year we need to work with our Sole Trader clients that are about to submit their first MTD IT returns. To break the jargon down, that's Making Tax Digital for Income Tax. As of April 2026 any Sole Trader (including Landlords) that have a revenue of £50k or more need to do quarterly returns. I've also jumped back into running again, having slightly lost my mojo for it after the Manchester Marathon but wow... what a tough week it was! There was a fitness test on Tuesday with Badgers (my running club) which consists of a beep test followed by a 400m lap limited time run, both of these are aimed at increasing VO2 Max. I then attempted a 45 minute run on Thursday which was tough given the temperatures we've had in the past week. Finally I rounded with the week off with a 5 mile race for Badgers in the Leicester Road Running League, whilst I was slightly disappointed with the time I hit, given the fact it was crazy hot and humid I was pleased to complete the race in a reasonable time #Accountancy #Bookkeeping #Payroll #FD #FinanceDirector #TeamCFAcc #CFCaptainsLog
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🇬🇧 BREAKING A 34-year-old British man of Somali origin has been arrested after ramming into five pedestrians in London. Details on the victims' conditions and the suspected motive are still coming in. Writer: Oliver
Okay @zarahsultana
It’s not a “conflict”, it’s genocide. Spare us this performative compassion while your government continue to enable it.
Utter madness!!!! Why do we see multiple cases where criminals have more rights that law abiding citizens
A shop owner in my constituency was ignored by the police when he reported shoplifting. But when he displayed pictures of the thieves, the police showed up - to tell him that those pictures violated GDPR. Madness. A free run for criminals, while normal people get crushed.
@BBCNews You mean a summer?!? 🤔
@PolitlcsUK What kind of deterrent does this set out? Two Tier Justice
Assaulting police should be a longer sentence!!!
🚨 BREAKING: Mohammed Fahir Amaaz has been jailed for 3 years and 6 months for assaulting two female officers at Manchester Airport
People got longer for tweeting about it.
🚨 BREAKING: Mohammed Fahir Amaaz has been jailed for 3 years and 6 months for assaulting two female officers at Manchester Airport
any sort of comment @premierleague?!? Or are you too busy fining club ridiculous sums of money for a 2 min delay to a kick off time! Even @paddypower are using this for bantz now.
Villa sanctioned and fined over £500,000 for kicking off late on 9 occasions. Meanwhile, Man City are alleged to have 115 financial breaches and the @premierleague do nothing!!! Corruption!!!! #AVFC birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football…
@Liam_Holman99 Climate change doesn’t cause wild fires, stupid and inconsiderate people do!
@ZackPolanski Clearly you don’t understand economics @ZackPolanski ! If you hike wages you’ll just drive prices up. Yes we need buzzing high streets, but do you have a plan? Or just sound bites
South Wales Police tried to use Labour’s new Islamophobia definition to effectively criminalise the “illegitimate” criticism of Islam. Bridget Phillipson’s response? To call @NJ_Timothy a racist. Free speech cannot apply to all religions but Islam.
20 degrees and raining, can @FIFAcom be honest that the hydration breaks are nothing to do with player welfare and everything to do with advertising revenue? It doesn’t take 3 minutes to take on hydration anyway. An elite footballer probably covers 10-15k during 90 minutes. An elite athlete can run 22k in 90 without a 3 min hydration break. They take on hydration as and when needed on the route. #WorldCup2025
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