Cara @ThePostItNote

i hate it here but no one wants to hang anywhere else caralau.com █ ♥ █ Joined February 2010

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Cara @ThePostItNote

3 years ago

is there a class that can teach me how to climb into a van like i'm not a child who recently learned how to walk

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charlie @chunkbardey

3 years ago

my social security number 🥰

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@PrimeVideo now that #MichelleYeoh has made history, can we take this opportunity to add the original audio tracks (read: her voice) back to her films? english dubs shouldn't be the only choice here 💕

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Evy Kwong @EVYSTADIUM

4 years ago

no one: walking by a holt renfrew, nordstrom, and saks: GUNG HAI FAT CHOI BUY PRADA FOR PROSPERITY

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

@MerriamWebster pls add this additional bullet point under the definition of helpless: @UberEats delivering 50-75% filled @Starbucks lattes no matter the size, type, or location for five months straight

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

Raise your hand if you're a manager/director/executive and you actually watch recorded Zoom calls for your viz.

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

not sure which has me more in shock, inflation or the masked singer announcing its eighth season

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derek walker @dereklwalker

4 years ago

If you work in advertising long enough, you will feel this one.

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

@OnAmp_ #champagnepapi for life

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

bbq cactus is my version of "how can you eat raw fish tho"

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

@UFCxPlayStation @WalmartCAGaming @UFCxPlayStation 🙏

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

@karonliu last weekend? they're closing?

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

Stay in school, kids. You never know when you'll accidentally drop your favourite pen into an incredibly sticky bug trap and need to give yourself a hydrophilic vs hydrophobic pop quiz.

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

Thinking about how we're so concerned with pronouncing places the way the locals do. Yet, we keep l's as l's and r's as r's in Chinatown.

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dan @vickiscasserole

4 years ago

client trying to ensure I get institutionalized by pushing me to my emotional limit

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

@HunterHayes just a copywriter in advertising, who happens to be checking out your twitter, letting you know that your link in bio leads to a 404 page 😕

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out of context abbott elementary @abbottnocontext

4 years ago

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Cara @ThePostItNote

4 years ago

@HunterHayes just a copywriter in advertising, who happens to be checking out your twitter, letting you know that your link in bio leads to a 404 page 😕