Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman

Red Priestess of R'hllor, hot shadowbaby mama. Jon Snow's hair stylist. The night is dark & full of terrors. #GoT #ASOIAF #Parody #FakeWesteros The Wall Joined October 2012

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Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman

8 years ago

I misspoke. What I meant to say was, "We shouldn't sacrifice the princess to the Lord of Light, Your Grace." #sorry

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8 years ago

@BeautyBrienne I'm into it. You know I love a good Stannis scowl.

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8 years ago

@BeautyBrienne *Perks up* This could motivate me to join you.

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8 years ago

TFW hen the shadowbaby's baseball game goes late, you don't get dinner until nearly 10 PM, and you definitely don't get enough beauty rest. #SoTired

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Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman

8 years ago

R'hllor be praised. @Arya_No1 how dare you not tag me in this gloriousness? So rude. 😍 x.com/EddieEyre/stat…

Eddie Eyre @EddieEyre

8 years ago

Lift lift lift

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8 years ago

Melisandre is a new Avengers star. x.com/petitobjetb/st…

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8 years ago

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8 years ago

@BeautyBrienne

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8 years ago

"Rickon Stark deserved better!" x.com/motelsonthemoo…

sarah clark (they) @petitobjetb

8 years ago

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Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman

8 years ago

@ScreenGodTemple @girl_hag @WiCnet Some very special bath oil. It's very rejuvenating. Very.

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Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman

8 years ago

Is that the funk coming from my son's room? The older he gets, the worse it smells in there. x.com/ASOIAFReadThru…

lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote

8 years ago

The smells were there. Mansmells.

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8 years ago

@jowrotethis I can't wait to get mine. I love totes like I love good deals and your #GameofThrones articles.

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Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman

8 years ago

Looking for something to occupy your time while waiting on #GameOfThrones to return? There are some amazing folks releasing some crochet patterns. This week it's #HouseArryn! 3amgracedesigns.com/games-of-thron…

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Gendry 🦌 @LordGendry

8 years ago

"You saw the boy. Such a strong boy. Those hands of his, those hands were made for hammers. He had such promise, I took him on without a fee." #TobhoMott #Gendry

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Gendry 🦌 @LordGendry

8 years ago

Friends all ready for #ConOfThrones and @Arya_No1, @TheRedWoman and I are sitting at work like

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Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman

8 years ago

Mr. Mel: "I've never been so jealous of a saddle in my life." Me: "Same tho." Mr. Mel: "..." Me: "..." x.com/WestworldGifs/…

Westworld Gifs @WestworldGifs

8 years ago

Tonight. #Westworld

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Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman

8 years ago

This was it. This is the scene that turned me gay. I still love you Mr. Mel, but I want Dolores. x.com/WestworldGifs/…

Westworld Gifs @WestworldGifs

8 years ago

Tonight. #Westworld

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8 years ago

@BeautyBrienne

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Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman

8 years ago

This isn't a spoiler, but there was a scene tonight of Dolores tonight that I'm pretty sure just turned me gay. Sorry, Mr. Mel. #Westworld

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Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman

8 years ago

The Mormonts have opened a new coffee shop in the North, and its positively wonderful. Now, if I can get them to make a Melisandre themed drink. Mayhaps something with cinnamon.