Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom
Theater nerd creative type. #Writing | #Standup | #VoiceOver | #Casting | #Directing | #Producing. I make full cast graphic #audiodrama and #sketchcomedy. phonicphoenix.podbean.com Los Angeles Joined August 2020-
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Come on guys, not everything is anchient aliens. Modern aliens mess with shit too.
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Back in my day the Devil rocked. Now hes doing Sam Smith shit. Lets get the Devil the help he needs to get back on top.
Oddly the answer is simular. Low IQ people think they understand politics. And high IQ people also think they understand politics only knowing the effort is futal.
I know right, when was the last time you had a high five that really connected.
A man who acts as his own lawyer is a fool... To that I object, let the record show that that last statement was hearsay.
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I never met a cheese I didn't like.
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My handcrafted paper doily business failed because I didn't cut enough corners.
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I'm at an age now where i can't tell between high beams or regular lights on a vehicle
I am officially switching to an ecconomy of cheese. Hence forth I will only except currency in the form of grated, shredded, sliced or block.
Im in pre-pre development of my next film project. Its a great comedy script. Which do you feel more excited to see? - live action actors in an animated world (think Cool World). Or hand drawn cell animation shot on a traditional multiplane camera (think Bambi).
Thank you for this reminder. I need to get started on my costume this year Im going to be a slutty optimus prime.
Friendly reminder there’s only 302 days till Halloween .
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Your honor I was being Ratatouilled at the time
Thats what they want you to think.
If there were 25 hours in the day. I bet most guys would use that extra hour to think about sex stuff.
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If you smell marijuana in your nieghborhood,here's what to do: 1. Mind your business
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Glad it's a new year. I was running out of days on my calendar.
When did conspiracy theorys become spoilers warnings?
Back at you man, may the new year be break out and scratch free for us both.
@TheShawnRandom Wishing you a very happy STD free New Year Shawn! 🍻🥳
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except the STDs. Or something like that.
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