Kevin Bland @TheShtSEO

SEO since 1997. Owning the SERPs (within online carpet niche) @SERPpoo Evangelist. theshitseo.co.uk London EC2N 1HN Joined April 2015

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Kevin Bland @TheShtSEO

7 years ago

If you ever feel bad about a mistake you've made, just remember that Will Smith turned down the role of Neo in The Matrix so he could make Wild Wild West.

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Ed Sheeran is proof that if you just have some talent, and work hard, and stay humble, and be generous, and be polite, and have a great rags to riches story, and respect any culture that inspires your songs, and be by all accounts a stand up bloke, people will still hate you…

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Kevin Bland @TheShtSEO

7 years ago

The swimming pool aboard the Titantic is still full.

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Kevin Bland @TheShtSEO

7 years ago

Mr Incredible hooked up with Elastagirl because she’s probably the only female super he could have sex with without killing them by accident.

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Kevin Bland @TheShtSEO

7 years ago

If Amazon used like .01% of their profit they could probably protect The Amazon

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Kevin Bland @TheShtSEO

7 years ago

Fire requires oxygen. As such, a world without oxygen will never know what fire is. With that in mind, it’s very likely, with how big the universe is, that there’s a reaction that is very common on a planet, but we haven’t seen it because the element required is unknown

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Kevin Bland @TheShtSEO

7 years ago

Since the arrival of smartphones, the popularity of reading the back of schampo bottles while pooping must have dropped significantly.

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Kevin Bland @TheShtSEO

7 years ago

In 500 years a young archeologist is going to find someones preserved sketch book with crazy monsters, dark horror beings and evil Garfield sketches and spend his whole career trying to prove their existence.

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Kevin Bland @TheShtSEO

7 years ago

Being sad or mad when you weren’t invited to something you didn’t want to go to is probably the most accurate representation of an introverts thoughts