the spatter box @TheSpatterBox
random ideas, thoughts and occasional rants Joined November 2014-
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If you think you've written a good Law & Order joke, it's probably already been done done.
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[shark tank] me: ridiculously wide sunglasses shark 1: i'm out shark 2: i'm out hammerhead shark: i'm listening
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You can say "please" and "thank you" a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say "ass-faced mother fucker" ONCE...
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Sorry I sprayed WD40 on your screeching child
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Let me sing you the song of my people *moves and 97 joints pop*
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I seriously doubt this piece of popcorn is a colonel.
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Ask Jesus if he loves me, but be cool about it.
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Watson was Holmes schooled
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Just realized my cat could be covered in tattoos and I wouldn't even know.
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When it’s your first day working at H & M #HaHaDavis #BigFella #FinnaBeABreeze #NoSelfDoubt #KnockItOff
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PSA: If you're ever in an unsafe situation and need to discreetly call the police, hit your iPhone's lock button (on the side) quickly 5 times and you’ll get this screen. #themoreyouknow #RT
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Ted, tell the truth. Your plan raises taxes on 87 million middle class households to give tax cuts to the wealthy and large corporations. #TaxDebate x.com/tedcruz/status…
The Democrats want to raise taxes. We want to cut taxes: tedcruz.org/tax-cuts-now/ #TXSen #CruzCrew #CNNDebateNight
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Gentrify me gently
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Solar eclipse? Meh. We had like five a day when I lived on Jupiter.
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No L's on this one: @ceasrock W/L exec. prod. by @PrinceClubMusic on @GhostClubRecs open.spotify.com/album/2aD804BM…
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My guy @ceasrock just dropped an album and I'm on track 3. Whole thing is 🔥🔥🔥check it out and follow me on Twitter open.spotify.com/track/6yOsTgMl…
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